Bonjour! Omelette du fromage? Foux du fafa? *Wilhelm Scream* Urgh what happened there... Yeah i'm not gonna do that retarded introduction cliché again. I feel dirty... But anyway i've been on holiday to le Disneyland in parí for 3 days.
Day 0
Yeah imma formatting this like a diary fuck you. So dear Mickey Mouse on the saturday waking up at 5AM fucking sucks. However the trip wasn't that bad, though the coach drivers have no understanding of how to use a dvd player. I saw the beginning of "Water Horse" like 5 times. Also we had to change coaches on to a bigger one but the stoopid driver didn't mention that to us, so we was all just sat there with everyone else unpacking like... "Guys, are... Are we getting off?" it was amusing. Oh and then i pissed everybody off cus when we changed coaches was in a hurry when figured it out everyone else was already un-packed, so in our haste i forgot to pick up my little brothers coat and left it on the other coach. Luckily he noticed this... When our new coach starts to depart... So i had to go downstairs and get them to stop so i could run to the other one and get it so sulked on saying sorry with everyone giving me the evils. Good times. The coach had an immense playlist though, normally the music choice on coaches is rubbish but this didn't have a single bad song. In fact all in a row it played "The Power of Love", "Ghostbusters", "Maniac", the song from beverly hills cop (i don't know the name, i know be disappointed in me) and then "Highway to the Danger Zone". Twas jizz worthy, later it also played "Oh Yeah" (le ferris buller / duffman theme song), "Eye of the Tiger" and one of my favourite songs because i should have been born in the 80's father fucking "Footloose"! Anyway then we got to the ferry so i naturally shouted i'm the king of the world with my arms out watching the sun set on the ocean. Was rather beautiful, oh and there was also a group of these people who just sat down "playing" an acoustic guitar. I use the term "playing" very very loosely, as they just strummed (in no real rhythm) random chords. But yeah that was the trip leaving britain. Then upon arrival everything was chaotic and disorganised so it took forever to get they key cards to the rooms and then they didn't work for one of our rooms... So yeah good start!
Day 1
That was a lot of writing for a trip... Meh anyway the first day! So first we went to space mountain which my little brother couldn't go on cus he wasn't tall enough but then in the other park he could go on a faster roller coaster with more loops... Wut. Then we went on a carousel which i picked the small pony with pink ribbons to ride on making Pinkie Pie quotes... Anyway then we went to the Alice in Wonderland maze thing in which i was just being really giddy, then the people who dress up as characters were outside as Alice who was like in her 30's... Any-who yeah we then went to le Indiana Jones (Temple du Peril in french) ride and in front of us the queue who dressed like one of the nazi's in a long black coat with shirt on. He was taking pictures of all the Indie props along the way. But he was also just slamming his fist into his palm over and over for no real reason, it was a little intimidating. Also french people make me shit myself. There was this kid in a wheelchair who was perfectly still who i naturally assumed was handicapped. Then as the wheelchair got close to me the fucker lept out of it then casually started walking normally. I got some huge fucking air.
Day 2
Not a lot interesting happened second day to be honest we went on roller coaster that my brother couldn't go on that i mentioned before. We also went on the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. I loved the aesthetic's and the video stuff based on the Twilight Zone that was awesome, but the ride itself i hate. I just hate all rides where you drop down, not because i'm scared of heights like most people who dislike them are. I loved the view we went on it at night so could see the whole park lit up was beautiful. But yeah i just really don't like the feeling you get when it drops. Oh yeah in the queue for the roller coaster there was this guy with the most unique moustache i have ever seen. It was just a gray thin line... Like just skimming the top of his lip and no higher, it doesn't grow to the nose like normal moustaches, it doesn't even grow past 1cm nay 1mm it was that thin. Not much else to say it was just... Wow. Anyway they have opened up a new Toy Story section and it is amazing. There's fences going around it made to look like K'Nex and the benches were the wooden train tracks was sweeeet. That's about it i think, oh actually there was this cinema showing like the magic of movies or whatever. It started just showing clips from old black and white movies then they had a guy use his phone in the audience and run up on stage so the characters in the movie tried to punch him through the screen then he got magicked into the movie, so it went though movie years showing different clips but with him editing into them and making this story of a girl chasing him through them all. But like when he was in a western, there was cowboys trying to shoot him and was lights and smoke going off on the stage and when he in Titanic there was water spraying on the crowd then at one point he was in Camelot so a knight used a magic sword to rip open hole in the screen which the actor steeped out of with loads of smoke going around and then later he went back in a door. It was the most extreme breaking of the fourth wall ever conceived.
Le Final Day
Nothing of note happened in the parks just re-went on rides etc. before had to leave. However we then went to get a meal at Planet Hollywood. I loved it there, all restaurants should be decorated with film memorabilia. However twas' not an ordinary meal, for there was a special lady that will remain in my mind for quite a while. No i didn't get off with a random chick (though she wasn't half bad looking but that's besides the point.) Nay we was served by the greatest waitress ever, for some reason she was english and decided to move to france then get a waitress job in disneyland but whatever. Anyway i digress it's just what she said that made it hilarious. When she came over we said hi and she was all like "Oh thank god english people, i thought you had all gone home am getting tired of saying bonjour" she was amazing. However got better, my lil brother got a Kinder Egg that was dented or something so as handing it over she said "Here's your Kinder Egg thats... Shite! Oh pardon my french." Now normally that wouldn't be that funny but i just found the irony of practically calling the french language shite while working in france. It was just hilarious i love her xD. We gave her a tip just for that. Anyway after that we just drove through Paris saw the Eiffel Tower in "tesla coil" mode as Total Biscuit describes. And the Arc de Triumph's roundabout is fucking hilarious. I saw 2 or 3 crashes in the few minutes or so we drove on it, it was amusing.
Anyway this happened over a week ago and now its even gone past christmas... But yeah been busy Belated merry christmas everybody. And happy hearths warming every pony for the bronies. Anyway i'm going back to student house tomorrow... And then i'm off on a road trip with mates to wales for like 5 days busy month tis awesome. Buh bye
Tuesday, December 27
Friday, December 9
Bloody Fingered Hobgoblins!
Yeah... You read that right... Hobgoblins... That have bloody fingers... They gonna snatch you up! Seriously theres a huge underground city of hobgoblins in the bloody finger clan (The most vicious of Hobgoblin clans). They sneak out at sunrise and steal cheese.
Anyway tis nearly christmas yay. Except i haven't bought any presents and have one week to do so. Boo. Also it doesn't feel like christmas time, i mean sure we have a christmas tree and the streets are filled with decorations but theres no snow. I dislike being cold, like most people, but winter is still my faveorite time of year its full of holidays the years coming to a close if its been a good year then can be happy that has been awesome and if its a shit year can be happy that its coming to a close tis win win. Also christmas is best day of the year, don't argue it is. Followed by new years eve, in my opinion, but thats mainly cus every new years eve for me has been immense. However best part of winter is the snow, i know a lot of people hate it (though i think they mainly just hate the cold it brings), but i adore it so much, for me it's the greatest part of mother nature. A: It makes everything look beautiful, i went on holiday two years ago to log cabin in the forest, the day we set off was the day the like 3 month blizzard started and seeing the forest around it staying in a cabin with fire is just magical. Also i had a snowball fight in a hottub... Not alot of people can say that. On that note B: It is so much fun! Snowball fights, snowmen, sledging, ice skating etc etc... I just love every part of it. Yet there is a distinct lack of it this year, the last 2 years it had snowed for months on end and now theres no sign it sucks.
Another thing about it not feeling like winter is the fact that i've never done so much work in my life than these last few weeks. Especially this one. I made the right choice in choosing to do film its amazing but this week i've filmed 3 days ,made 2 rough edits, finalized a 10 minute script, started a couple of evaluations and i need to film more tommorow. Admittidly should have planned this so much better and started in advance so only got myself to blame, though mentioning that i'm not even the worst off in the class. However i'm rather proud of my editing skills, specificly a psychodellic dream sequence featureing 3 of the same person sat next to each other and then transporting to several places. Gonna be awesome.
Oh the Hobgoblin thing there was acctualy relation behind that but i went off talking about winter and my mad editing skillz. Yeah, it's amazing when those little points in life when someone will say make an excuse for why something happens that is completly fansical, but then everybody else in the conversation just rolls with it and end up making up some epic fantasy story. For example me and Luke were watching Adventure Time *Epic Bro Fist* and Joel heard that it was on mid-way through cooking pasta so he walked into living room holding some bolognase sauce. So we was like "Yo wat up wit tha bolognase", though more civilized and not retarted chav speak. So yeah he said "Just in case, its good for defence" to which i replied "Ah good thinking, theres dangeous creatures out in the wilderness" "Indeed, i heard there was a gang of Hobgoblins patrolling around so never leave without the sauce" "Ahh, good thinking everyone knows there allergic to bolgonase, just be be like SMASH and the fuckers will be running scared". Good times, there great moments in life. Hmmm. The bloody finger cheese stealing thing you ask?
Well i just thought would add that for dramatic effect, however it came from earlier today i was grating some cheese and like the clumsy coon i am, somehow managed to grate my finger. It didn't hurt so i continued, after i had finished looked at the block of cheese and saw my blood painting the side of it. However there is no cut or blood anywhere on my finger, hand or rest of my body so i got so confused as to how it got on the cheese. Thats about it i'm just retarded at times. BUH BYE
Anyway tis nearly christmas yay. Except i haven't bought any presents and have one week to do so. Boo. Also it doesn't feel like christmas time, i mean sure we have a christmas tree and the streets are filled with decorations but theres no snow. I dislike being cold, like most people, but winter is still my faveorite time of year its full of holidays the years coming to a close if its been a good year then can be happy that has been awesome and if its a shit year can be happy that its coming to a close tis win win. Also christmas is best day of the year, don't argue it is. Followed by new years eve, in my opinion, but thats mainly cus every new years eve for me has been immense. However best part of winter is the snow, i know a lot of people hate it (though i think they mainly just hate the cold it brings), but i adore it so much, for me it's the greatest part of mother nature. A: It makes everything look beautiful, i went on holiday two years ago to log cabin in the forest, the day we set off was the day the like 3 month blizzard started and seeing the forest around it staying in a cabin with fire is just magical. Also i had a snowball fight in a hottub... Not alot of people can say that. On that note B: It is so much fun! Snowball fights, snowmen, sledging, ice skating etc etc... I just love every part of it. Yet there is a distinct lack of it this year, the last 2 years it had snowed for months on end and now theres no sign it sucks.
Another thing about it not feeling like winter is the fact that i've never done so much work in my life than these last few weeks. Especially this one. I made the right choice in choosing to do film its amazing but this week i've filmed 3 days ,made 2 rough edits, finalized a 10 minute script, started a couple of evaluations and i need to film more tommorow. Admittidly should have planned this so much better and started in advance so only got myself to blame, though mentioning that i'm not even the worst off in the class. However i'm rather proud of my editing skills, specificly a psychodellic dream sequence featureing 3 of the same person sat next to each other and then transporting to several places. Gonna be awesome.
Oh the Hobgoblin thing there was acctualy relation behind that but i went off talking about winter and my mad editing skillz. Yeah, it's amazing when those little points in life when someone will say make an excuse for why something happens that is completly fansical, but then everybody else in the conversation just rolls with it and end up making up some epic fantasy story. For example me and Luke were watching Adventure Time *Epic Bro Fist* and Joel heard that it was on mid-way through cooking pasta so he walked into living room holding some bolognase sauce. So we was like "Yo wat up wit tha bolognase", though more civilized and not retarted chav speak. So yeah he said "Just in case, its good for defence" to which i replied "Ah good thinking, theres dangeous creatures out in the wilderness" "Indeed, i heard there was a gang of Hobgoblins patrolling around so never leave without the sauce" "Ahh, good thinking everyone knows there allergic to bolgonase, just be be like SMASH and the fuckers will be running scared". Good times, there great moments in life. Hmmm. The bloody finger cheese stealing thing you ask?
Well i just thought would add that for dramatic effect, however it came from earlier today i was grating some cheese and like the clumsy coon i am, somehow managed to grate my finger. It didn't hurt so i continued, after i had finished looked at the block of cheese and saw my blood painting the side of it. However there is no cut or blood anywhere on my finger, hand or rest of my body so i got so confused as to how it got on the cheese. Thats about it i'm just retarded at times. BUH BYE
Thursday, December 1
The Great Carvery of 11/11
To quote 500 Days of Summer "Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life." Which is very true, but every now and then something happens that you know will create a story to reminisce on later on in your life, and will bond the people involved (Or you know if its a bad thing like splitting up with a girlfreind quite the opposite.) This is one of those stories... Its also probably one of those "You had to be there moments" as they quite often are, so its gonna be way funnier for me than people reading.
So we were hungry and random decided to go get a carvery from down the road, kingsize, with a few alcoholic beverages twas pretty awesome. You know like i said last time had meal that there were loads of people having dinner on their own, well there was another at the carvery place sat in the corner a few tables away from us. Lets just say she left in an annoyed huff after she had eaten... Primarily due to me. Shouting POPPAY! (It's an inside joke, i don't understand how we started saying it or why so no point explaining). Anyway, as a lot of these memorable stories do, the best part involved a drunkard.
So we had finished le meal and were just chatting and finishing drinks when suddenly a wild retard appears. So this drunk off his face idiot randomly comes over and starts saying "I'm hardcore, i'm bad through i could knock out every single one of you lads i been in prison you know got ass raped you know what i mean?" Then he walked off, so we was just awkwardly sat there, really confused as to what had happened. Also i love how he said know what i mean? As though we looked like had been in prison and ass raped someone/been ass raped. Anyway before we could revoer he came back saying how badass he is but then said "you're good guys i like you keep safe" then switched back to being like "i could kill you in the parking lot" and then he just constantly kept changing like "your good guys i'm going to kill you but i like you". At this point we was all just trying not to burst out laughing, but the comedian of our group couldn't help himself any longer so the drunkard said "i'll punch you into tomorow" to which my freind Marc casually turned to him and said "I certainlly hope you don't. I've got things want to do tonight" at that point we all just started pissing ourselves with laughter, then about 10 seconds after (i don't think he understood what was happening) the drunkard started laughing with us and walked off again saying hes gonna get some food and calling us good lads once more.
So we finished our drinks and he came back one final time, proceeded with the normal hes hardcore gonna kill us but he really loves us routine till he got to a quote of pure hilarious stupidity that will place the night in our minds forever. Bear in mind that this was a carvery restraunt you go to the bar buy a ticket and then go and get the food yourself. He said "the service here is shit isn't it i've been waiting half an hour and aint got food yet" as if that wasn't stupid enough after we had explained that he had to go get it himself he said the greatest insult that could be a compliment if he was smart ever. He said "they have knobs as big as their tounges" its just wow. He obviously meant it as an insult to say they have small dicks, but he doesn't know (i'm just assuming here admitidly but some how i highly doubt it) that your tounge goes all the way to the bottom of the throat and was actually a compliment.
So we were hungry and random decided to go get a carvery from down the road, kingsize, with a few alcoholic beverages twas pretty awesome. You know like i said last time had meal that there were loads of people having dinner on their own, well there was another at the carvery place sat in the corner a few tables away from us. Lets just say she left in an annoyed huff after she had eaten... Primarily due to me. Shouting POPPAY! (It's an inside joke, i don't understand how we started saying it or why so no point explaining). Anyway, as a lot of these memorable stories do, the best part involved a drunkard.
So we had finished le meal and were just chatting and finishing drinks when suddenly a wild retard appears. So this drunk off his face idiot randomly comes over and starts saying "I'm hardcore, i'm bad through i could knock out every single one of you lads i been in prison you know got ass raped you know what i mean?" Then he walked off, so we was just awkwardly sat there, really confused as to what had happened. Also i love how he said know what i mean? As though we looked like had been in prison and ass raped someone/been ass raped. Anyway before we could revoer he came back saying how badass he is but then said "you're good guys i like you keep safe" then switched back to being like "i could kill you in the parking lot" and then he just constantly kept changing like "your good guys i'm going to kill you but i like you". At this point we was all just trying not to burst out laughing, but the comedian of our group couldn't help himself any longer so the drunkard said "i'll punch you into tomorow" to which my freind Marc casually turned to him and said "I certainlly hope you don't. I've got things want to do tonight" at that point we all just started pissing ourselves with laughter, then about 10 seconds after (i don't think he understood what was happening) the drunkard started laughing with us and walked off again saying hes gonna get some food and calling us good lads once more.
So we finished our drinks and he came back one final time, proceeded with the normal hes hardcore gonna kill us but he really loves us routine till he got to a quote of pure hilarious stupidity that will place the night in our minds forever. Bear in mind that this was a carvery restraunt you go to the bar buy a ticket and then go and get the food yourself. He said "the service here is shit isn't it i've been waiting half an hour and aint got food yet" as if that wasn't stupid enough after we had explained that he had to go get it himself he said the greatest insult that could be a compliment if he was smart ever. He said "they have knobs as big as their tounges" its just wow. He obviously meant it as an insult to say they have small dicks, but he doesn't know (i'm just assuming here admitidly but some how i highly doubt it) that your tounge goes all the way to the bottom of the throat and was actually a compliment.
Sunday, November 20
MMMM... This is a Tasty Burger!
Every blog needs a Pulp Fiction refrence at some point, its just the way of things. I was about to put anyway before going on to a point but i've noticed i type "Anyway" and "But Yeah" to start new sentances way to much, i do it while talking in real life to when i start to digres as a way to snap back to a point, it just natturaly happens without thinking about it. Just one of those mannerisms i s'pose. So yeah i'll tell you all the story of how my life got turned upside down and now i'm chillin with the prince of bel-air. Every blog needs a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air refrence as well. But no i do actually have a story now that i have some amount of money i went out shoping for a day with my parents.
First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?
First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?
Thursday, November 17
FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!
DO MY EYES TELL ME LIES? A NEW ELDER SCROLL GAME! Ahem yes if you havn't guessed i have my money, first thing i did was go to the shop and buy mother fucking skyrim and now it has utterly consumed my life. I'm not gonna say why its good or that much about it i mean the whole fucking internet is covered with it anyway theres no point, i didn't think was possible for a whole game to become a meme but apparantly so. Needless to say i am fucking loving it.
Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!
Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!
Sunday, November 13
I have exorcised the demons... This house is clear.
Can you feel that huh? huh? huh? That is me being awesome! That script i had to do? BOOM destroyed it! 10 awesome pages in about 6-7 hours of actual work shits all good.
Anyway in other news there needs to be a movie called "Piranha Cock". Don't ask where such an idea came, from we have intresting conversations and i'm in a victorious random mood. It aint a good combination, i think i woke up some household members by going upstairs and saying the Ace Ventura quote in the title at... Well above the acceptable decibel level for nearly 3am but cock it. Anyway yes "Piranha Cock"! Needs to be done. Will be an hilarious B-movie like "Piranha" combined with the stupidity of "Teeth". Also it would be hilarious to go and ask for a ticket at the cinema for "Piranha Cock". Good times shall be had by all!
Oh also, Blu Tack is the second best invention next to the holy Slinky, those two things will keep me amused for weeks upon end. Now i'm going to watch Swimming With Sharks... I'm not really sure why but tis a good movie.
Anyway in other news there needs to be a movie called "Piranha Cock". Don't ask where such an idea came, from we have intresting conversations and i'm in a victorious random mood. It aint a good combination, i think i woke up some household members by going upstairs and saying the Ace Ventura quote in the title at... Well above the acceptable decibel level for nearly 3am but cock it. Anyway yes "Piranha Cock"! Needs to be done. Will be an hilarious B-movie like "Piranha" combined with the stupidity of "Teeth". Also it would be hilarious to go and ask for a ticket at the cinema for "Piranha Cock". Good times shall be had by all!
Oh also, Blu Tack is the second best invention next to the holy Slinky, those two things will keep me amused for weeks upon end. Now i'm going to watch Swimming With Sharks... I'm not really sure why but tis a good movie.
Saturday, November 12
Procrastination! Proclamation!
La de de da, i have found my first experiance of writers block, it is annoying. I need to write out a script but i just look at the page for about 10 minutes not doing anything before closing it and playing some League of Legends. Hurray! But yeah balls to it i've got till monday to finish it, will think of something by then. It's just starting thats the hard part, you know. Once you get going, and "get in the zone" as it t'were, then its easy... but yeah news!
I'M BATMAN! Fucking Arkham City... OH MY GOD! ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOD! I shan't spoil it but shit gets real, the fighting is improved, the story is better, the boss fights are actually awesome. The main problem with the last game was, in second half it sorta lost pace and got boring, but no this one keeps kicking it up, though hugo stranges plan was really predictable that kinnda disappointed me but then jokers climax ahhhhh god. Also the fucking riddler challenges are infinity more devious, very very awesome but annoying xD. Also best part, Mad Hatter side mission. I jizzed. A lot! All of the side missions with side villains are arguably the best parts of the game. The whole thing is just so much yes.
Yes batman is good however fucking Skyrim isn't... Well i take that back it prob is fucking fantastic i think it prob will be, but it isn't at this time because i do not have my money to buy it until next week and EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE on the internet has just exploded with Skyrim-ness and i can't look left without it being rubbed into my face.
Sky-rant over! Now for something completely different. Why is Betty Boop supposed to be like some sex symbol or whatever? I don't understand, its not because shes a cartoon character or anything like that, i get that. But i mean she has such a deformed head... It's just weird... Her body is all slender and ok then BAM BOX HEAD IN YO ASS! I just noticed a figurine while walking round other day and was like... You're retarded... But meh.
Also i had an epic movie day of like 6 different films yesterday twas pretty awesome :P First was "13 Assassins" potentially the best samurai movie i've ever seen, then was the night before the night before christmas" which was some shit christmas film ah well, then i watched "Rabbit Hole" which was a fantastic if somewhat depressing drama, i admit it did make me cry which is a good thing for a movie. Then classic "Falling Down" which is just hilarious everyone should watch it, then i watched a livestream of "Hot Fuzz" the comments were filled with "Yarp" and ketchup became a joke for the night was good times speakig of which the final movie was continuing from the live stream which is the greatest name ever. right. You all ready for this
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Yeah shit is brilliant.
You don't need an explanation for that really, its a shittly made b-movie with terrible acting and fight scenes and incredibly cheesy writing but my god is it entertaining as fuck. But i love terrible b-movies i find them so fun to watch, but most my other housemates hate stuff like that so you know.
Also that leads on to another point, ratings like giving it 2/10 are so stupid, because its subjective and what do you base it on? Like with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, technically speaking it should be pretty fucking low, but base it on entertainment value i would put it pretty damn high so you know. Its just redundant i've stopped using them or even reading reviews (with the exclusion of That Guy With The Glasses site cus there just hilarious and either way i won't base my purchases on them), i mean i understand what i enjoy now, if i see a trailer or some gameplay footage for the most part, this obviously doesn't apply to every scenario and you can be surprised either for good or bad, but for the most part i will be able to tell if i'll enjoy it or hate it or whatever making reviews just pointless. Especially now that most are payed off to give good reviews and there's no consistency and i know what makes things good or bad now, though that doesn't apply to everyone but you should be able to tell weather or not you'll enjoy it without some guy giving it a high mark to confirm this.
Anywhom i've gone on enough i believe goodnight!
I'M BATMAN! Fucking Arkham City... OH MY GOD! ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOD! I shan't spoil it but shit gets real, the fighting is improved, the story is better, the boss fights are actually awesome. The main problem with the last game was, in second half it sorta lost pace and got boring, but no this one keeps kicking it up, though hugo stranges plan was really predictable that kinnda disappointed me but then jokers climax ahhhhh god. Also the fucking riddler challenges are infinity more devious, very very awesome but annoying xD. Also best part, Mad Hatter side mission. I jizzed. A lot! All of the side missions with side villains are arguably the best parts of the game. The whole thing is just so much yes.
Yes batman is good however fucking Skyrim isn't... Well i take that back it prob is fucking fantastic i think it prob will be, but it isn't at this time because i do not have my money to buy it until next week and EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE on the internet has just exploded with Skyrim-ness and i can't look left without it being rubbed into my face.
Sky-rant over! Now for something completely different. Why is Betty Boop supposed to be like some sex symbol or whatever? I don't understand, its not because shes a cartoon character or anything like that, i get that. But i mean she has such a deformed head... It's just weird... Her body is all slender and ok then BAM BOX HEAD IN YO ASS! I just noticed a figurine while walking round other day and was like... You're retarded... But meh.
Also i had an epic movie day of like 6 different films yesterday twas pretty awesome :P First was "13 Assassins" potentially the best samurai movie i've ever seen, then was the night before the night before christmas" which was some shit christmas film ah well, then i watched "Rabbit Hole" which was a fantastic if somewhat depressing drama, i admit it did make me cry which is a good thing for a movie. Then classic "Falling Down" which is just hilarious everyone should watch it, then i watched a livestream of "Hot Fuzz" the comments were filled with "Yarp" and ketchup became a joke for the night was good times speakig of which the final movie was continuing from the live stream which is the greatest name ever. right. You all ready for this
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Yeah shit is brilliant.
You don't need an explanation for that really, its a shittly made b-movie with terrible acting and fight scenes and incredibly cheesy writing but my god is it entertaining as fuck. But i love terrible b-movies i find them so fun to watch, but most my other housemates hate stuff like that so you know.
Also that leads on to another point, ratings like giving it 2/10 are so stupid, because its subjective and what do you base it on? Like with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, technically speaking it should be pretty fucking low, but base it on entertainment value i would put it pretty damn high so you know. Its just redundant i've stopped using them or even reading reviews (with the exclusion of That Guy With The Glasses site cus there just hilarious and either way i won't base my purchases on them), i mean i understand what i enjoy now, if i see a trailer or some gameplay footage for the most part, this obviously doesn't apply to every scenario and you can be surprised either for good or bad, but for the most part i will be able to tell if i'll enjoy it or hate it or whatever making reviews just pointless. Especially now that most are payed off to give good reviews and there's no consistency and i know what makes things good or bad now, though that doesn't apply to everyone but you should be able to tell weather or not you'll enjoy it without some guy giving it a high mark to confirm this.
Anywhom i've gone on enough i believe goodnight!
Friday, October 28
Desperate Christans and Long Awaited Reunions
I belive today i found proof that faith in the holy god has all but been depleted, at least where i live. First don't get me wrong i have nothing against Christans, i personaly don't belive in god but hey if it makes you happy then thats fine whatever helps you out. Doesn't mean i can't have a laugh at their expense. Anyway in the centre of town there was a guy handing out the typical tiny "Christ is every answer" type booklets, and everybody was just walking past him not taking any as most people would do but i'm polite, (and couldn't be arsed to break my conversation to invent an excuse) so i took one. However he was so desperate to get rid of them, that he just kept handing me them to give to the rest of the group so now theres four of them lying on the top of my Necronomicon, because i'm an ironic twat like that. I don't understand the point in them though, nobody in the history of mankind has ever been converted by 3 pages of A6, its ridiculous. See they're the type of Christans that i hate, the stubbon hardcore ones that try to shove it down your throat and convert you, just let people go through life how they please. Surely if god was real, he would let people into heaven so long as they were good regardless other wise hes a hypocritcal anus. Anyway i could go on for a while so shall leave it at that and progress to second half of the title!
Having a reunion with a freind not seen in years are some of the greatest moments ever, i had such an event today, my closest female freind who i havn't seen for 3 years prior today was in town to do some filming so i helped her out. Anyway its just a great feeling to be re-united and catching up, while we talk over interwebs all the time its just not the same of pissing about in person.
Having a reunion with a freind not seen in years are some of the greatest moments ever, i had such an event today, my closest female freind who i havn't seen for 3 years prior today was in town to do some filming so i helped her out. Anyway its just a great feeling to be re-united and catching up, while we talk over interwebs all the time its just not the same of pissing about in person.
Sunday, October 23
Mongish Words
There are some words in the English language that people just can't stand, everybody has these words that just get under your skin. So here are the ones i can think of from top of my head.
Mong - Yeah its in the title shoulda saw that coming, i just hate because it just sounds so ugly, it sounds like should be a name for an ugly ogre. It's just too bland and uninspired to be an insult instead of being effective on target just makes the user look stupid.
Snog - Same as mong really it just sounds so ugly, if you first heard the word without knowing its meaning you would think its a horrible torturing device, seriously having someone say "i'm going to snog you boy" in a deep voice while in a dark room, while you're tied to a chair... Yeah that shit would be scary but its supposed to be an intimate passionate thing, though having an ugly word is a pretty good metaphor for most people who throw the activity around.
Bird - Ok obviously i'm fine with calling the actual animal by its name, i don't go around calling pigeons feathered crap piles i do use the word bird, but only when referring to actual birds. I absolutely despise it when people refer to women as "birds", maybe if they specified a beautiful bird like calling a girl a Dove would be a nice compliment, but just going around saying "you seen my bird", "check out those birds", what a fit bird" etc... its ridiculous there humans not feathered crap piles. I could go into a huge rant about this to be honest, that will cover a blog post in of itself, so i'm just gonna leave it at that.
Hmmm i ranted on a bit there i can't think of any other words off top my head, but you get the idea basically the condensed smaller words that chavy idiots use in replace of bigger ones lol
Mong - Yeah its in the title shoulda saw that coming, i just hate because it just sounds so ugly, it sounds like should be a name for an ugly ogre. It's just too bland and uninspired to be an insult instead of being effective on target just makes the user look stupid.
Snog - Same as mong really it just sounds so ugly, if you first heard the word without knowing its meaning you would think its a horrible torturing device, seriously having someone say "i'm going to snog you boy" in a deep voice while in a dark room, while you're tied to a chair... Yeah that shit would be scary but its supposed to be an intimate passionate thing, though having an ugly word is a pretty good metaphor for most people who throw the activity around.
Bird - Ok obviously i'm fine with calling the actual animal by its name, i don't go around calling pigeons feathered crap piles i do use the word bird, but only when referring to actual birds. I absolutely despise it when people refer to women as "birds", maybe if they specified a beautiful bird like calling a girl a Dove would be a nice compliment, but just going around saying "you seen my bird", "check out those birds", what a fit bird" etc... its ridiculous there humans not feathered crap piles. I could go into a huge rant about this to be honest, that will cover a blog post in of itself, so i'm just gonna leave it at that.
Hmmm i ranted on a bit there i can't think of any other words off top my head, but you get the idea basically the condensed smaller words that chavy idiots use in replace of bigger ones lol
Thursday, October 20
Paging Doctor Bats
Soooo... Arkham City... WHYYYYYYYY *SOBS*. It looks so amazing and i really really want to play it becuase its gonna be the best thing ever but i have no money so i can't buy it tomorrow when its released and worst part is i was supposed to get my money this week in time to buy it but i didn't because the world hates me... *waits an hour to catch breath*. Yes anyway it sucks, and Rocksteady are evil evil geniuses at advertising designed to torture me, though i would love them if i could afford the game. In case you're a dope with half a brain (sorry am listening to Dr. Horrible while writing) and havn't noticed there campaign of epicness across the world wide web then allow me to inform you. First, i'm not sure if this is correct order am jut saying order i saw it, well excluding the obvious millions of trailers and plain advertising, they created hidden youtube videos, putting the links as annotations in popular gaming youtube channels such as Totalbuisuit, Yogscast, HuskyStarcraft etc... Which is just brilliant way to get the target audience hyped up. Above that they released a spoof website of ask Jeeves, only with ask Alfred. Fucking yes. All i have to say on that.
Wednesday, October 12
Hold You Guys Eternal Chaos Means Chocolate Rain!
Cotton candy clouds, Slender-Bunnies, flying upside-down buildings, exploding milkshake, roads that are soap. All you non-bronies are missing out. So yeah season 2 of My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic has been sorta out for last few weeks (I say sorta out becuase only the two parter was released and the rest of the season starts to air this weekend) and oh god, it was the best opener for a new season that has ever been concived, i don't give a shit what you say, the points i started out with are more than enough proff of that. It introduces the greatest villan ever Discord, hes like a child freindly version of the joker given god like powers to alter reality, and it is even better to watch than to hear that. He does what his name says so natturaly the mane six have to find the elements of harmony and stop him, but Discord stops them by making their personalitys the opposite of normal. (other than Twilight's for some strange reason, well she does change near the end of part 2, you know the part in the story where all seems lost and heroes darkest hour but then something happens so they can figure out how to solve the problem and i'm digressing again time to close this brackets rant) Anyway Fluttershy becomes a bitch, Applejack lies about everything, Rarity gets overprotective and selfish over a boulder by the name of Tom that she thinks is a giant diamond and Pinkie gets pissed off whenever anybody laughs or has any fun its just hilarious. Anything where the mane characters personalitys change always leads to amazing comady, the best episodes of season 1 were the ones that had them go through mental breakdowns, specificly Party Of One
But yeah its fantastic, also it has a Star Wars medal giving ceremony finish! Like i said before people to open their mind more, stop hating for no reason and accept how amazing it is
But yeah its fantastic, also it has a Star Wars medal giving ceremony finish! Like i said before people to open their mind more, stop hating for no reason and accept how amazing it is
Tuesday, October 11
Life is the Emperors Currency. Spend it Well!
There isn't a lot of things i really really love, Batman is one of them, just recently is MLP and lastly is Warhammer 40k (I like just normal Warhammer to but i don't really know much about it and 40k just seems way more intresting... Also helps that 40k is the one i play and havn't touched normal Warhammer, in terms of the model game, in at least 10 years) Anyway i digress as per usual, Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine! Fucking yes! Tis an awesome game... For the most part... There should have been more variants of enemies to kill, deffinatly should have been more than one boss and the final "battle" should have acctualy been a fight not a stupid quick time event which came from nowhere! The rest of the game is a fast paced hack and slash which included no mention of this quick time nonsense then at the end you are just given an extreamily boring and repetative one... I mean what were they thinking, well i mean it does make sense you were up against a huge ultra powerful deamon prince so yeah i see where they are coming from, and hell it makes much more sense and works a lot better than bleeding fire warrior, but regardless what a fucking cock block. They could at least make it entertaining to watch other than fall, punch, punch, jump, punch, punch, jump ,get out of grip, fall, punch, punch, jump, punch... Sounds like an overly elaborate fatality on MK... Also that last fight before the "boss" was made stupidly difficult because i was conserving my ammo expecting i would need my melta gun and lascannon for a huge deamon instead but nah, that was the only fight i died several times on just because of that reason. You can't just bring a new mecahnic from left feild as a dues ex machina Relic just no fuck you!
Ahem anyway yeah i love the rest of the game its so much fun hopefully they make a sequel and improve of said problems... And also include Tyranids, much love will be given! Also include a co-op survival mode! And vheicles! If improved could have been one of my fave games ever!
Also small mention to Gears of War 3, your gameplay sucks, your story sucks, your beast mode had potential but sucks and your horde mode is fun at first with freinds but quickly gets stupidly difficult and all the cool new features take several play throughs to unlock (making it redundant) so that also sucks and i havn't played mutliplayer not my thing. However the thing that annoys me the most is the fan boys who say that Space Marine is a rip off of Gears... To those people YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS! Warhammer existed long long before your more than likley 12 year old minds did and obviously before Gears. Also there two very very very differant games because, shock and horror, not everything that is a third person sci-fi has to be an unoriginal cover shooter
Ahem anyway yeah i love the rest of the game its so much fun hopefully they make a sequel and improve of said problems... And also include Tyranids, much love will be given! Also include a co-op survival mode! And vheicles! If improved could have been one of my fave games ever!
Also small mention to Gears of War 3, your gameplay sucks, your story sucks, your beast mode had potential but sucks and your horde mode is fun at first with freinds but quickly gets stupidly difficult and all the cool new features take several play throughs to unlock (making it redundant) so that also sucks and i havn't played mutliplayer not my thing. However the thing that annoys me the most is the fan boys who say that Space Marine is a rip off of Gears... To those people YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS! Warhammer existed long long before your more than likley 12 year old minds did and obviously before Gears. Also there two very very very differant games because, shock and horror, not everything that is a third person sci-fi has to be an unoriginal cover shooter
Blogidy Blog
Right that blog business... I have possession of one of them don't i? Ah well i havn't uploaded for a while cause my computer was being a dickwad and it exploded then turned into a transformer, i had to gather up the Justice Leauge to help me fight it. But then it melded with 4chan and an army of trolls from all over the world rose up to impede us but Batman was all like "Don't react to them, they feed on your response" so we had a sleepover till they dispersed... Anyway yeah my computer died so i had to format it and re-instal windows and boring stuff like that but now it is back hurray! Though now steam is being a dickwad and my account has just vanised so i can't get all of my games to put back on after the formating so i'm bored shit sucks anyway imma gonna post 3 more seperate posts now about Space Marine + Gears of War, My Little Pony (yeah i still love that show mother fucking season 2 is out with the greatest villan ever and a Star Wars ending, it is amazing) and Batman: Arkham City s'all good
Sunday, September 18
Lady Bi-Ga
MSN news is sooo rubbish, i mean first of all when the riots were going on they didn't mention anything about them until it was over but now one of the head stories is "Lady Gaga In Sexual Revelation". All the article is, is two paragraphs first saying that, shock fucking horror, she is bi-sexual... Likenofuckingwayineverfuckingsawthatfuckingcomingohmyfuckinggod! Ahem but yeah and then the other just is a quote from miss GaGa simply saying "Yeah i'm bisexual but i've never been in love with a woman i only like them sexualy"... I really couldn't have figured that one out my self thank you oh so much for your ever sage infomation allmighty MSN news.
No Gingers Aloud
Theres a lot of ginger hate goin on in the news recently... Its hilarious! Well one part is anywho, said part is that the biggest sperm bank in the world has started to refuse redheads from donating because, and i quote "nobody wants to have ginger kids". Sure its kinnda harsh but... Wow, its fucking hilarious, that means that, a substantial number of people must have complained, and wrote a petition or something (i didn't read the whole article to find out why this happened) in order to move that into motion. I know theres that steryotype, especialy in america, that gingers have no souls and nobody wants them but come on.
In other news there was a ginger seal born... I don't know how, but he got abandoned and ostracized by the other normal black seals. See racism is still alive and well even in the animal kingdom, its almost enough to make mankind seem a little less idiotic when there racist... But then you realze that in fact they have the inteligance and morality of animals and you hate them even more.
In other news there was a ginger seal born... I don't know how, but he got abandoned and ostracized by the other normal black seals. See racism is still alive and well even in the animal kingdom, its almost enough to make mankind seem a little less idiotic when there racist... But then you realze that in fact they have the inteligance and morality of animals and you hate them even more.
Tuesday, September 13
AA Covering TARDIS Breakdowns
So yeah i'm confused... Was casualy making my self a sandwhich, ham and cheese like a boss, when from nowhere a particular advert rached my ears... It was the AA covering breakdowns, but they said that they "Are Going Above And Beyond 24/7", last time i checked 24/7 covers every possible time so i'm failing to understand how they are going above and beyond it... Unless of course The Doctor crashed his TARDIS and required the AA's assistance, then they copied its technologies and have now started using time travel in their fight against the horrors of automobile malfunctions! I'll admit it would make a shit Doctor Who episode but its the only way i can see being better than 24/7
Student Power
So yeah back doing a second uni course got some ideas as to what to film and thus have spawned a second blog into this world which you can find next to these words where i have copied and pasted thr URL http://2d19.blogspot.com/.
Friday, September 9
Dead Island + The Chronomaster Of Peggle
So Dead Island... That amazing looking zombie RPG with the fantastic Momento-Esque trailer that everyone was so excited for yeah? Balls'ed that up didn't ya Deep Silver you absolute tools! I havn't acctualy played it but have seen other people play and they goof'd up big big time, i'm not sure whats its like on xbox maybe thats fine but on PC they fucked up. They somehow managed to release an uncompleted version of it with a billion bugs and best of all players can no-clip by pressing "Y"... Yeah... I won't judge the game itself for that though, just the compnay for being massive morons, however there are things that will probably not be much different in the main game like the animation quality being a bit shit in some aspects (namly jumping) the general user interface, the changing of weapons, how the car works it just feels mediocre which is so disapointing.
Anyway started uni again for the second time shall pre-emptivly make my production blog tomorrow and need to read all the module handbooks and shit like that but its all boring what is obviously more important is Peggle! The game of kings! Its sorta become a daily thing to have at least an hour playing competative Peggle since moved in to new house, to quote Dodgeball "This game doesn't build character... It reveals it!" that is stupidly true.
Anyway started uni again for the second time shall pre-emptivly make my production blog tomorrow and need to read all the module handbooks and shit like that but its all boring what is obviously more important is Peggle! The game of kings! Its sorta become a daily thing to have at least an hour playing competative Peggle since moved in to new house, to quote Dodgeball "This game doesn't build character... It reveals it!" that is stupidly true.
Saturday, September 3
The Force Isn't With You
Urgh Star Wars... I love the original trilogy, or rather i used to, but george lucas is the biggest moron in the world! Who insists on continuously ruining what once was the pinacle of geek mastery. Its not exactly a well hidden secret that Star Wars has fell an insurmountable distance from the top starting with the prequels, and the stupid "remasterings", and the ridiculous 3D re-releases. I know this has been going on for way way way too long, but the recent blu ray "upgrades" have once again pissed off the entire world and it got me thinking... I don't belive Mr. Lucas wrote the original Star Wars, i mean it just doesn't make sense that he could. He went from Howard The Duck to Star Wars, you just don't get that leap in professionalism, everything else he did sucked and then BOOM one of the best trilogy of movies ever and then back to sucking. He obviously doesn't even understand what made Star Wars so good, if the prequels weren't evidence of that then the remasterings really hammer it home. Also he came up with that absolute gem of a christmas special while he was still making the original trilogy. I mean there is nothing that indicates this man is capable of such work, especialy because everything hes done after wards is drive the franchise into the ground, make the blashphemous Indiana Jones 4 and be the executive producer of other movies... It just baffles me he has no creativity or knowledge. Oh also what idiots out there are applauding these changes and encouraging him to make more? I hate you all you all deserve to be castrated with sand paper! Nobody shows any bleeding respect
Thursday, September 1
Double Dose Of Serious Bacon Spanking
Games! Games everywhere! Seriously this is a fantastic year for games unfortunatly not movies that is next years speciality if only for Dark Knight Rises, i've noticed this has just become a blog about games and movies (mainly games) recently... Ah well i'm living back at my parents theres nothing intresting to talk about here other than games and movies so shut up and deal with it though again i'm acting like anybody acctualy reads this to be honest i don't care if anybody does, on the of chance somebody actually is reading this, salutations and now i should stop digressing
One of the best FPS' ever concived is the insane Serious Sam, if you havn't played it then you go and play it! It came from a simplier time before cover systems, a time when your health didn't regenerate because you hid behind a rock for 2 seconds, a time when you could carry every weapon under the sun all at the same time, a time when you could collect power ups and find secret rooms, a time when you had to strafe! Those were better times, ahem anyway went all reminisant on you there but yeah its a brilliant game and so is 2 and number tres is being released and from what i can tell it hasn't changed a bit and i cannot fucking wait. However because there smart bastards Croteam they have hired indie producers to make 3 smaller games to advertise the game before its released the first of these is "Serious Sam Double D" which is how Serious Sam would play if it was like Contra... That was possessed with the ghostly embodiment of insanity alongside added blessings from Khorne the blood god. In it you fight pancake monsters that have vuvuzela's in them and walk on forks, and you also stack your guns on top of each other and shoot them all at the same time and promptly use them to contiuously massacre thousands of beheaded monsters and using their corpses to make a mountain so you can climb out of a trap pit. Just because... If that doesn't make you want to play it then you are a deprived soul.
Also another indie series of games i tottaly adore are the Deathspank games just because of how hilarious they are and the 3rd dubbed "The Baconing" is no exception, its like a papercraft comic version of diablo-esque game that constantly makes pop-culture + geek jokes, along side having several in-jokes about thongs and orphans and bacon and what not that could be meme worthy if the game got popular enough though sadly most people don't seem to know of its existance which is sad as their some of the funniest and fun games to play.
One of the best FPS' ever concived is the insane Serious Sam, if you havn't played it then you go and play it! It came from a simplier time before cover systems, a time when your health didn't regenerate because you hid behind a rock for 2 seconds, a time when you could carry every weapon under the sun all at the same time, a time when you could collect power ups and find secret rooms, a time when you had to strafe! Those were better times, ahem anyway went all reminisant on you there but yeah its a brilliant game and so is 2 and number tres is being released and from what i can tell it hasn't changed a bit and i cannot fucking wait. However because there smart bastards Croteam they have hired indie producers to make 3 smaller games to advertise the game before its released the first of these is "Serious Sam Double D" which is how Serious Sam would play if it was like Contra... That was possessed with the ghostly embodiment of insanity alongside added blessings from Khorne the blood god. In it you fight pancake monsters that have vuvuzela's in them and walk on forks, and you also stack your guns on top of each other and shoot them all at the same time and promptly use them to contiuously massacre thousands of beheaded monsters and using their corpses to make a mountain so you can climb out of a trap pit. Just because... If that doesn't make you want to play it then you are a deprived soul.
Also another indie series of games i tottaly adore are the Deathspank games just because of how hilarious they are and the 3rd dubbed "The Baconing" is no exception, its like a papercraft comic version of diablo-esque game that constantly makes pop-culture + geek jokes, along side having several in-jokes about thongs and orphans and bacon and what not that could be meme worthy if the game got popular enough though sadly most people don't seem to know of its existance which is sad as their some of the funniest and fun games to play.
Tuesday, August 30
Evolve Yourself Today
Human Revolution mother fuckers! Finally played it only four days late damn being away for a week miss out on pre order goodness. Anyway got to the first boss and he was kickin my ass so i gave up for the night, its a bleeding difficult game but in the best kind of rewarding way that doesn't get frustrating, anybody whos played the first one already understands the themes which make it so good playing on the continuous evolution of technology and how were going to become dependant on it, corrupt govenments taking away our freedom to make us safe and all that it raises loads of moral questions which are expertly handled in the vain of "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" (the novel Blade Runner was based for you lesser geeks). So far the story with these moral polictical dilemmas are fantastic and so engaging i absolutly love it and it plays like a first person Metal Gear Solid game thats set in a Blade Runner themed world i mean whats not to love there?
Anyway theres no point me going on about how deep it is you can find that anywhere on the internet i'll save it till after i complete the game but it did get me thinking, the story and the themes and what it represents is what Tron Legacy should have been, it should have had that deep underlaying message that reflects what computers and technology has become today and Clu should have embodied the growing laziness and dependancy. Eee thats why i think a lot of people hate the film, i think there being to harsh on it, i think its not that it is a bad film (well it does have pretty stupid moments but not THAT bad), its more of how its just disapointing, and it could have been so much more, it have been an artful message like Dues Ex rather than just being eye candy. However knowing that about Tron does make Dues Ex feel so much more special because it is a gem in a demolished mine where so many other games have failed. But yes it is so far deffinatly game of the year followed shortly by Portal 2 however Batman: Arkham City and Skyrim have yet to be released and to me are the only things that have a chance.
Anyway theres no point me going on about how deep it is you can find that anywhere on the internet i'll save it till after i complete the game but it did get me thinking, the story and the themes and what it represents is what Tron Legacy should have been, it should have had that deep underlaying message that reflects what computers and technology has become today and Clu should have embodied the growing laziness and dependancy. Eee thats why i think a lot of people hate the film, i think there being to harsh on it, i think its not that it is a bad film (well it does have pretty stupid moments but not THAT bad), its more of how its just disapointing, and it could have been so much more, it have been an artful message like Dues Ex rather than just being eye candy. However knowing that about Tron does make Dues Ex feel so much more special because it is a gem in a demolished mine where so many other games have failed. But yes it is so far deffinatly game of the year followed shortly by Portal 2 however Batman: Arkham City and Skyrim have yet to be released and to me are the only things that have a chance.
Tuesday, August 23
Super 8! + Gamescon!
Last week i went to cinema to watch the much hyped Super 8... It was alright, i was disapointed to be honest was really looking forward to it thought was gonna be like best film of year so far but nah it was just alright. This years been pretty shit for films so far to be honest i mean last year we had Inception, Scott Pilgrim, 127 Hours etc... This year not had anything so amazing, anyway to film yeah... Worst part was the first half of it i was really liking but then when they revealed the monster and everything went to hell it was like being in a completly different movie all the characters for the main part shifted in personality all of the themes and story that was happening was just droped and replaced with a stupid predictable action movie story that made no sense. Its such a shame it had so much going for it but then second half just plummted into the ground.
In other news Gamescon! LOTS of juicy game footage i've had a very geeky last few days jizzing over all the new footage so i'm just going to make a list of games from it and comment
First off Guild Wars 2 - Oh god give it me now, at first i had like no intrest in the game but after seeing gameplay and the dynamic world and the ability changing and the story and all that i'm in love.
Knights Of The Old Republic to stay on MMO chain - I not really that enthralled by it, i will prob play it but as a single player game and won't care much for raids or PvP or whatever but then again i'm biased towards any star wars related things, that however is a blog post for another time
Red Orchestra 2 - I not into the whole war realistic shooter games anymore, in fact theres barley any FPS' i really care about anymore but i admit it does look like a damn good game
Diablo 3 - EEEEEEEEE YES!
Torchlight 2 - While Torchlight 1 is a very good game and this sequel looks even better it is so overshadowed by Diablo 3 which is a bit of a shame but DIABLO 3 EEEEEE
Warhammer 40K Space Marine - I still can't get the bleeding demo which is annoying but i can't wait to purge xeno scum in the name of the emperor!
World Of Warplanes / World Of Tanks - It just sounds so ridiculous in the greatest way
Rayman Origins - NOMOTHERFUCKINGRAVINRABBIDSWOOOO Ahem but yeah i loved the original and this looks so good and reminiscant which is always a plus, bout time they brought a real rayman game out
Firefall - Team Fortress the MMO! Ok maybe thats unfair to say but i only saw the PvP match ups not the free roaming side and its basicly TF2 with jetpacks, not that thats a bad thing mind you.
ARMA 3 - I don't care
King Arthur 2 - I liked the original except when it made me randomly lose for no reason and the severla problems with it. But if they fix all that should be awesome.
Skyrim was there but nothing already seen either way i present - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YES EEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!
Dark Souls - Demon Souls made me want to buy a PS3 unfortunatly i havn't played but really want to, however Dark Souls has been rumoured to come out on PC if so i will be a very happy geek.
And last that i can think of LoL: Dominion game mode: Can't fucking wait looks imensely intensely insanely fun.
Oh on DoTA games obviously theres DoTA 2 - I didn't really see any gameplay to be honest even if i did wouldn't be able to tell if i would prefer it to LoL cus i really liked the look of HoN and hate that so will play this one as just wait and see i have applyed to beta so hopefully get in that and don't waste mah money.
In other news Gamescon! LOTS of juicy game footage i've had a very geeky last few days jizzing over all the new footage so i'm just going to make a list of games from it and comment
First off Guild Wars 2 - Oh god give it me now, at first i had like no intrest in the game but after seeing gameplay and the dynamic world and the ability changing and the story and all that i'm in love.
Knights Of The Old Republic to stay on MMO chain - I not really that enthralled by it, i will prob play it but as a single player game and won't care much for raids or PvP or whatever but then again i'm biased towards any star wars related things, that however is a blog post for another time
Red Orchestra 2 - I not into the whole war realistic shooter games anymore, in fact theres barley any FPS' i really care about anymore but i admit it does look like a damn good game
Diablo 3 - EEEEEEEEE YES!
Torchlight 2 - While Torchlight 1 is a very good game and this sequel looks even better it is so overshadowed by Diablo 3 which is a bit of a shame but DIABLO 3 EEEEEE
Warhammer 40K Space Marine - I still can't get the bleeding demo which is annoying but i can't wait to purge xeno scum in the name of the emperor!
World Of Warplanes / World Of Tanks - It just sounds so ridiculous in the greatest way
Rayman Origins - NOMOTHERFUCKINGRAVINRABBIDSWOOOO Ahem but yeah i loved the original and this looks so good and reminiscant which is always a plus, bout time they brought a real rayman game out
Firefall - Team Fortress the MMO! Ok maybe thats unfair to say but i only saw the PvP match ups not the free roaming side and its basicly TF2 with jetpacks, not that thats a bad thing mind you.
ARMA 3 - I don't care
King Arthur 2 - I liked the original except when it made me randomly lose for no reason and the severla problems with it. But if they fix all that should be awesome.
Skyrim was there but nothing already seen either way i present - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YES EEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!
Dark Souls - Demon Souls made me want to buy a PS3 unfortunatly i havn't played but really want to, however Dark Souls has been rumoured to come out on PC if so i will be a very happy geek.
And last that i can think of LoL: Dominion game mode: Can't fucking wait looks imensely intensely insanely fun.
Oh on DoTA games obviously theres DoTA 2 - I didn't really see any gameplay to be honest even if i did wouldn't be able to tell if i would prefer it to LoL cus i really liked the look of HoN and hate that so will play this one as just wait and see i have applyed to beta so hopefully get in that and don't waste mah money.
The bards amoungst bards!
Basicly gonna copy + paste the whole conversation i had with gary about moving to new house... its a lot funnier than it sounds trust me. (also i have his nickname on msn as vagina face so don't mind that)
Vagina Face says
Hello.
Having a fine day?
daniel teeters says
tis jolly good sire and you
Vagina Face says
Ahhhhh bully my chum! Bully!
Not too bad thank you! Just the usual odds and ends with the riff raff!
daniel teeters says
natturally naturally well my fellow gentleman i must inquire as to when you will be departing for our fair new hovel on the morrow?
Vagina Face says
I must say after that remark you have me tickling my adam with laughter! Good show!
I shall begin my pilgrimage in good time, in the hopes to arrive at aproximately 13,30, Britiania time!
daniel teeters says
excelent news my good man gods speed! i intend to be there with a hefty amount of stocked provisions before your arrival as i am meeting lord marc before we gather our party and sally forth
Vagina Face says
Many thanks Lord Tetris!! I bid you safe journey and travels! I hear the peasantry are a savage horde in these moores!
Do you bring the mead amongst these provisions?! It is spoke of in high renown in my kingdom!
daniel teeters says
aye and you be wary to it is a long and lonley road and there shined a shiny deamon... as the stories go. but indeed there shall be the finest mead for us to drink in celebration brought to us from the finest distillers in the land of asdonia
Vagina Face says
Ahh yes! I have heard of this great beast! With a mighty weapon of metal cord and powerful ampage!
Fear not... I travel with my Bards, Sir Barkabas Winsbury, and Madame Barbaras Lillyfeather! Two of the greatest Bards in the land!
Though this is fine news Friend! A night of feasting and merrymaking is upon us!!!
daniel teeters says
you travel with such legends? they are bards amoungst bards! in my travels amoungst the slums of the plauged city known as manchestia the ruffian bards there sang not of dragon slaying heroes nay they sang of these bards writing tales of the tales they wrote. truly you are in the best of hands against this wandering beast! only the finest of melodys shall grace our ears!
And at that point we was just laughing too much and talked normaly
Vagina Face says
Hello.
Having a fine day?
daniel teeters says
tis jolly good sire and you
Vagina Face says
Ahhhhh bully my chum! Bully!
Not too bad thank you! Just the usual odds and ends with the riff raff!
daniel teeters says
natturally naturally well my fellow gentleman i must inquire as to when you will be departing for our fair new hovel on the morrow?
Vagina Face says
I must say after that remark you have me tickling my adam with laughter! Good show!
I shall begin my pilgrimage in good time, in the hopes to arrive at aproximately 13,30, Britiania time!
daniel teeters says
excelent news my good man gods speed! i intend to be there with a hefty amount of stocked provisions before your arrival as i am meeting lord marc before we gather our party and sally forth
Vagina Face says
Many thanks Lord Tetris!! I bid you safe journey and travels! I hear the peasantry are a savage horde in these moores!
Do you bring the mead amongst these provisions?! It is spoke of in high renown in my kingdom!
daniel teeters says
aye and you be wary to it is a long and lonley road and there shined a shiny deamon... as the stories go. but indeed there shall be the finest mead for us to drink in celebration brought to us from the finest distillers in the land of asdonia
Vagina Face says
Ahh yes! I have heard of this great beast! With a mighty weapon of metal cord and powerful ampage!
Fear not... I travel with my Bards, Sir Barkabas Winsbury, and Madame Barbaras Lillyfeather! Two of the greatest Bards in the land!
Though this is fine news Friend! A night of feasting and merrymaking is upon us!!!
daniel teeters says
you travel with such legends? they are bards amoungst bards! in my travels amoungst the slums of the plauged city known as manchestia the ruffian bards there sang not of dragon slaying heroes nay they sang of these bards writing tales of the tales they wrote. truly you are in the best of hands against this wandering beast! only the finest of melodys shall grace our ears!
And at that point we was just laughing too much and talked normaly
Saturday, August 20
The wheels on the bus go round and round...
Yes thats right i'm making a rant about bus journeys. However it won't be of the actual buses themselves and how their late or how they semll bad or anything along those lines no no no i'm going to rant about how normal everyday people (i seem to be ranting about people a lot recently meh) are impatient idiots doesn't that sound fun. Anyway whenever a bus is early at a stop it has to reamin stationary incase people come on time and not early and miss the bus then think its late when was actualy early and left without them, it makes sense its a good system. However people don't seem to realise that it does this because it is early, and acctualy it means that they are going to get home earlier than if it didn't stop for a while. And thus this leads, every single bleeding time without fail, to 80% of the bus whineing like 4 year olds and saying stupid stuff like "At this rate were never going to get home". Either way, whether it stops or not, they will still be sat on the bus doing exactly the same thing and the bus is still going to arrive at its destination at approximatly the time it is scheduled to arrive at as per usual, acctualy for the most part its only late when it doesn't stop. But no instead people just whine and whine about it being fucking early! I really feel sorry for bus drivers who have to put up with people spewing out that drool on a day to day basis.
Anyway in tottaly unrealted but amazing news i have sucsessfuly gotten on to me uni course. Which means 2D19 Productions shall be up and running and i will prob make a second blog along side this to post updates about shit on there, also by extension means i can move house again out of my parents and become 20% cooler.
Daniel Teeters... I think were done here
Anyway in tottaly unrealted but amazing news i have sucsessfuly gotten on to me uni course. Which means 2D19 Productions shall be up and running and i will prob make a second blog along side this to post updates about shit on there, also by extension means i can move house again out of my parents and become 20% cooler.
Daniel Teeters... I think were done here
Wednesday, August 17
The Legend Of The Lincolnshire Raptor
If your wondering the lincolnshire raptor is a fictonal ghost of a raptor that eats your dreams while you sleep. Hopefully it will also be a horror spoof short-movie (a decent one not retarded like the scary movies). If your wondering where i imagined such a random idea it was while eating roast dinner at my grandparents house, they just moved into a new house down the street from my parents and aunt also came to visit/help them unpack it was all a very chaotic couple of days, but i digress back to the raptor story. A wild bone appeared that my little brother found so my grandad said to him "it might be a from a fossil maybe from a raptor, the great lincolnshire raptor", so i immediatly thought that sounds like an awesome horror movie title and one thing led to another and figured a ghost would be better than a raptor that still survived from the jurrasic era. Don't ask where the dream eating part came i have no idea, i posted the idea on facebook and i said it watches you while you sleep then the "it eats your dreams" just sorta flowed natturaly without me thinking about it but its awesome.
And now a rant about ignorant people. It really, really annoys me when people insult other people for having an extreame love of a game or TV show in which they join comunities and make awesome creations based on said product, or do something extravagant like get a tattoo of it etc etc... For most other people in the community based around it, they will think its amazing and shower them with praise, but then some "outsider" will stroll along and be "Your so sad, get a life, get laid" or something along those lines and will usualy say "Its just a cartoon sado" (or whichever medium it is). But you know it's not just a cartoon (i'm saying cartoon because i've noticed a lot of this around My Little Pony related things, but it applys for everything else and it has always annoyed me years and years before i became a brony) it is a part of our life, especcialy geeks like me, we spend our free time playing / watching these things, we have in depth conversations about it, we spend our money on it, we quote it, we wear merchindise, we... well you get the idea. Why shouldn't we be proud and do these things to celebrate what we love and owe part of out personallity to? What gets on my nerves the most though is how people look down on us for doing it, yet its perfectly acceptable for people to go to greater lengths when it comes to sport. It is exactly the same situation, all the points i made before apply to sports fans only they take it to much higher extreames, if theres a big game on they will cause public disturbances shouting and screaming like cavemen and in some cases cause violence to other members for no good reason. I don't understand why painting your face wearing full uniform causing a shit load of noise pissing off people that aren't intrested is accepted and happens in nigh every house across the country. But getting a tattoo or making something that isn't disturbing anyone, is for our own personal benift and will never affect other people is "sad"... It just doesn't make sense i seriously don't understand the human race
And now a rant about ignorant people. It really, really annoys me when people insult other people for having an extreame love of a game or TV show in which they join comunities and make awesome creations based on said product, or do something extravagant like get a tattoo of it etc etc... For most other people in the community based around it, they will think its amazing and shower them with praise, but then some "outsider" will stroll along and be "Your so sad, get a life, get laid" or something along those lines and will usualy say "Its just a cartoon sado" (or whichever medium it is). But you know it's not just a cartoon (i'm saying cartoon because i've noticed a lot of this around My Little Pony related things, but it applys for everything else and it has always annoyed me years and years before i became a brony) it is a part of our life, especcialy geeks like me, we spend our free time playing / watching these things, we have in depth conversations about it, we spend our money on it, we quote it, we wear merchindise, we... well you get the idea. Why shouldn't we be proud and do these things to celebrate what we love and owe part of out personallity to? What gets on my nerves the most though is how people look down on us for doing it, yet its perfectly acceptable for people to go to greater lengths when it comes to sport. It is exactly the same situation, all the points i made before apply to sports fans only they take it to much higher extreames, if theres a big game on they will cause public disturbances shouting and screaming like cavemen and in some cases cause violence to other members for no good reason. I don't understand why painting your face wearing full uniform causing a shit load of noise pissing off people that aren't intrested is accepted and happens in nigh every house across the country. But getting a tattoo or making something that isn't disturbing anyone, is for our own personal benift and will never affect other people is "sad"... It just doesn't make sense i seriously don't understand the human race
Saturday, August 13
111 questions (man i'm bored)
1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
I'm bored enough, so yeah why not
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Oh heavens yes
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My mummy :3
5) Do you regret it?
No why would i regret saying to my mum, whats wrong with cho'
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Ermmm... I can't think of anything cleaver to say to this... But yes
7) Are you a boy or girl?
No comment
9) What is your relationship status?
Single... Also did this just miss out 8...
10) How do you want to die?
I want to die in a freak accident involving bubble wrap.
11) What did you last eat
Hula Hoops... Like a boss!
12) Played any sports?
I've played some in my lifetime like most people yes, but you can fuck off if think i will do it again any time soon.
13) Do you bite your nails ?
Partily, sometimes. I pick them normally... Its a bit like nail cannablism if you think about it i mean i make my nails rip apart my other nails in a vicious duel to the death that i control like some sadistic puppet master...
14) When was your last physical fight?
When i was a kid i guess.
15) Do you have an attitude?
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
16) Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people... Or do you mean LIKE like? You should be specific
17) What is your real name?
Maximus Orlious Teeters-ious?
19) Are you gonna get high later ?
I get high off life...
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah not really.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yarp
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither i just stab it and pick up as much as i can. I don't have time for your fancy pancy manners when theres spaghetti to be eaten psst.
23) Do you tan a lot?
On the odd occasion that i acctualy leave the house for a time long enough to get a tan... No.
24) Have any pets?
Me personally? No i'm not sure if family pets count or not?
25) How exactly are you feeling?
I feel like a slab of butter melting on a, big ol' pile of flapjacks... Yeah.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes i have eaten food in a car... What kind of fucking questions are these
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Yes siry bob!
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
One
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Nahhh their cute lil buggers.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I'm a geek and one of my faveorite movies is Back To The Future... Figure it out.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Eeyup! Everybody does, and if they don't then their lying or idiots.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Playing games + Watching movies/cartoons
33) Do you want to have kids?
One day, aye.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
... Seriously what kind of fucking question is that? But no.
35) Do you type fast?
I can do if i want but most the time nah about average.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Oh hell no
37) Want any more?
See above comment.
38) Can you spell well?
Its not my strong point
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Nahhhh, everyone of importance i still freinds with.
40) What are you craving right now?
Some decent questions to entertain me.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
I've been to several, had some of the best nights of my life at them.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I have rode a mighty steed across the deserts of nore to face the sand dragon! But yeah i have.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I'm not that type of orc!
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Not that i know of...
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Lets not go there shall we.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Indeedy
50) What should you be doing ?
Anythin but this probs
51) What’s irritating you right now?
This retarded fly that keeps landing on my monitor.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Oh fucking hell next question.
53) Does somebody love you?
My mummy says i'm cool
54) What is your favorite colour ?
Purpley lurply
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Partily... I've changed tops bout it.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nahhh
60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeah
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I hope not.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Ermm... My mum i guess? I can't remember crying for bout year and a half i belive...
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Noi don't think so
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive... No matter how hard it is, its impossible to forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No this year been pretty shit to be honest.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Teeters, same as its always been.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've said it before and i'll say it again... I'm not that type of orc.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. I belive that everything that happens will have an effect later on, but not that it happens because it was meant to and we have no control over our lives thats just depressing. Our choices affect the future not the other way around. Yeah getting all philosophical up in this bitch.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watch Scott Pilgrim.
73) What is bothering you?
Oh you know bits and bobs.
74) Have you ever been out of your province?
Haha province come on quiz your not regal enough to use that word. But yes indeed i have traveled to various parts of the world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh quizy you do make me laugh.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes indeed, got a bit of Enter Shikari ravin this shit up.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Shit yes son!
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
Ermmmmmmm... *tumbleweed
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah me and darkness are bros.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
No no no no no no no annnnndddddd NO. (Also theres not consistancy to these questions i would put all the romance, relationship lovey questions together)
81) Are you mean?
Not particulary, i mean i insult the crap out of my freinds but in a loving way.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nahhhhhh
84) Do you believe in true love?
It depends on what you take true love to mean, if your on about the sloppy love on first sight, everybody has one soulmate designed for them and all that crap. No but i do belive you can love someone yes i look at love like a tree. Theres a seed in everyone that grows as you nurture it and give it time and care and it will keep growing and growing forever if you constantly look after it. But it can also lose branches and leaves and take damage from the elements, and it can wither and die.
88) Do you like the outside?
I love the countryside and certain places in towns/citys. On the whole yes but not every inch of it.
89) Are you currently bored?
Yeah otherwise i wouldn't be doing this thing.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Havn't we had this question? Hmmm i'm not sure... But yeah one day i would like to be married.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No not really.
92) Are you hungry?
Nah.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Half an hour? Thats nothing.
94) What makes you happy?
Games, movies, cartoons and most importantly freinds.
95) Would you change your name?
Hell no i love my name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No would love to though.
98) Do you watch the news?
I have MSN news open on computer most the time that i check headlines on if that counts?
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Cancer, i'm a giant enemy crab you can attack my weakpoint for maximum damage!
100) Do you like Subway?
Shit yeah son.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, luckily i never ever ever plan on doing that again.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Say that i don't feel about them like that and try to get a long normaly.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
No not really, mainly because i lisp up everythin' yo!
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Haha yes.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes, just because i'm a geek doesn't mean i can't act normal around girls you steryotypical ass.
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Katie.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yeah, i wouldn't kiss anyone after a ciggerate.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Monsiour Lawrence
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
"Now dance fucker dance, man i never had a chance, and no one even knew it was really only you!"
111) Can you count to one million?
Yeah i should guess so, i'm not going to though thats just absurd.
Well that was a waste of time.
I'm bored enough, so yeah why not
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Oh heavens yes
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My mummy :3
5) Do you regret it?
No why would i regret saying to my mum, whats wrong with cho'
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Ermmm... I can't think of anything cleaver to say to this... But yes
7) Are you a boy or girl?
No comment
9) What is your relationship status?
Single... Also did this just miss out 8...
10) How do you want to die?
I want to die in a freak accident involving bubble wrap.
11) What did you last eat
Hula Hoops... Like a boss!
12) Played any sports?
I've played some in my lifetime like most people yes, but you can fuck off if think i will do it again any time soon.
13) Do you bite your nails ?
Partily, sometimes. I pick them normally... Its a bit like nail cannablism if you think about it i mean i make my nails rip apart my other nails in a vicious duel to the death that i control like some sadistic puppet master...
14) When was your last physical fight?
When i was a kid i guess.
15) Do you have an attitude?
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
16) Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people... Or do you mean LIKE like? You should be specific
17) What is your real name?
Maximus Orlious Teeters-ious?
19) Are you gonna get high later ?
I get high off life...
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah not really.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yarp
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither i just stab it and pick up as much as i can. I don't have time for your fancy pancy manners when theres spaghetti to be eaten psst.
23) Do you tan a lot?
On the odd occasion that i acctualy leave the house for a time long enough to get a tan... No.
24) Have any pets?
Me personally? No i'm not sure if family pets count or not?
25) How exactly are you feeling?
I feel like a slab of butter melting on a, big ol' pile of flapjacks... Yeah.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes i have eaten food in a car... What kind of fucking questions are these
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Yes siry bob!
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
One
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Nahhh their cute lil buggers.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I'm a geek and one of my faveorite movies is Back To The Future... Figure it out.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Eeyup! Everybody does, and if they don't then their lying or idiots.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Playing games + Watching movies/cartoons
33) Do you want to have kids?
One day, aye.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
... Seriously what kind of fucking question is that? But no.
35) Do you type fast?
I can do if i want but most the time nah about average.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Oh hell no
37) Want any more?
See above comment.
38) Can you spell well?
Its not my strong point
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Nahhhh, everyone of importance i still freinds with.
40) What are you craving right now?
Some decent questions to entertain me.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
I've been to several, had some of the best nights of my life at them.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I have rode a mighty steed across the deserts of nore to face the sand dragon! But yeah i have.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I'm not that type of orc!
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Not that i know of...
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Lets not go there shall we.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Indeedy
50) What should you be doing ?
Anythin but this probs
51) What’s irritating you right now?
This retarded fly that keeps landing on my monitor.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Oh fucking hell next question.
53) Does somebody love you?
My mummy says i'm cool
54) What is your favorite colour ?
Purpley lurply
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Partily... I've changed tops bout it.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nahhh
60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeah
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I hope not.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Ermm... My mum i guess? I can't remember crying for bout year and a half i belive...
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Noi don't think so
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive... No matter how hard it is, its impossible to forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No this year been pretty shit to be honest.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Teeters, same as its always been.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've said it before and i'll say it again... I'm not that type of orc.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. I belive that everything that happens will have an effect later on, but not that it happens because it was meant to and we have no control over our lives thats just depressing. Our choices affect the future not the other way around. Yeah getting all philosophical up in this bitch.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watch Scott Pilgrim.
73) What is bothering you?
Oh you know bits and bobs.
74) Have you ever been out of your province?
Haha province come on quiz your not regal enough to use that word. But yes indeed i have traveled to various parts of the world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh quizy you do make me laugh.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes indeed, got a bit of Enter Shikari ravin this shit up.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Shit yes son!
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
Ermmmmmmm... *tumbleweed
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah me and darkness are bros.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
No no no no no no no annnnndddddd NO. (Also theres not consistancy to these questions i would put all the romance, relationship lovey questions together)
81) Are you mean?
Not particulary, i mean i insult the crap out of my freinds but in a loving way.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nahhhhhh
84) Do you believe in true love?
It depends on what you take true love to mean, if your on about the sloppy love on first sight, everybody has one soulmate designed for them and all that crap. No but i do belive you can love someone yes i look at love like a tree. Theres a seed in everyone that grows as you nurture it and give it time and care and it will keep growing and growing forever if you constantly look after it. But it can also lose branches and leaves and take damage from the elements, and it can wither and die.
88) Do you like the outside?
I love the countryside and certain places in towns/citys. On the whole yes but not every inch of it.
89) Are you currently bored?
Yeah otherwise i wouldn't be doing this thing.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Havn't we had this question? Hmmm i'm not sure... But yeah one day i would like to be married.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No not really.
92) Are you hungry?
Nah.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Half an hour? Thats nothing.
94) What makes you happy?
Games, movies, cartoons and most importantly freinds.
95) Would you change your name?
Hell no i love my name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No would love to though.
98) Do you watch the news?
I have MSN news open on computer most the time that i check headlines on if that counts?
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Cancer, i'm a giant enemy crab you can attack my weakpoint for maximum damage!
100) Do you like Subway?
Shit yeah son.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, luckily i never ever ever plan on doing that again.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Say that i don't feel about them like that and try to get a long normaly.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
No not really, mainly because i lisp up everythin' yo!
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Haha yes.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes, just because i'm a geek doesn't mean i can't act normal around girls you steryotypical ass.
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Katie.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yeah, i wouldn't kiss anyone after a ciggerate.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Monsiour Lawrence
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
"Now dance fucker dance, man i never had a chance, and no one even knew it was really only you!"
111) Can you count to one million?
Yeah i should guess so, i'm not going to though thats just absurd.
Well that was a waste of time.
Tuesday, August 9
Ze Geek Professor Brony!
In relation to my, My Little Pony post the geek professor has a more detailed explination of why people are bronies and why its so damn good and i 100% agree so you can check it out if you like is quite a good read. http://www.thegeekprofessor.com/why-i-am-a-brony-a-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-fan/
Monday, August 8
This blog needs to be cooler... Like 20% cooler
Shes an evil enchantress, she does evil dances and if you look deep in her eyes, she'll put you in trances, then what will she do, she'll mix up an evil brew then she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew, sooo watch out!
Ahem, anyway yeah i'm now a massive brony i got the season of My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic on friday and have not stoped watching it and searching the community for i. It truly is fantastic, but then again it is made by the great Lauren Faust famed for Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Freinds both of which were amazing TV shows from my childhood. Now i know what everypony who hasn't watched it is thinking "MY LITTLE PONY... ARE YOU GAY" (not like anybody will acttualy be reading this but oh well). Well if you think that your an idiot. Seriously are those people fucking 4, ewwww sparkily ponies and flowers ewww i'm going to get coodies get them away, i mean come on.
But seriously for such a cliché over done concept (said concept is animals that can talk being nice and teaching kids the importance of freindship and kindness etc...) it is handled magnificently. First thing you notice is the breathtaking animation and art style, it deserves to be in a museum. I mean seriously i can't give enough praise to it, its the best 2D animation i've ever seen and its sooo cute. And on that note the characters, both the way they look and personalites, are fantasticly done and extreamily well writen, acctualy the whole show is extreamily well writen and the stories, though really trvial, are generally intresting and gets you invested. It also has humour, which is obviously very important, but its legitimate humour that not just kids can enjoy rather than just being stupid to make kids laugh.
Anyway i love it, its deffinatly the best small childrens cartoon ever made and is arguably one of the best cartoons ever concived, everything about it just surpasses everything else, the animation, the writing, the story, the characters just everything. Oh also Bronies are the best community ever! I could write a whole blog post on all the awesome stuff they've made but you can just go on youtube and lose yourself... well yourself.
Teeters sonic rainbooming out!
Ahem, anyway yeah i'm now a massive brony i got the season of My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic on friday and have not stoped watching it and searching the community for i. It truly is fantastic, but then again it is made by the great Lauren Faust famed for Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Freinds both of which were amazing TV shows from my childhood. Now i know what everypony who hasn't watched it is thinking "MY LITTLE PONY... ARE YOU GAY" (not like anybody will acttualy be reading this but oh well). Well if you think that your an idiot. Seriously are those people fucking 4, ewwww sparkily ponies and flowers ewww i'm going to get coodies get them away, i mean come on.
But seriously for such a cliché over done concept (said concept is animals that can talk being nice and teaching kids the importance of freindship and kindness etc...) it is handled magnificently. First thing you notice is the breathtaking animation and art style, it deserves to be in a museum. I mean seriously i can't give enough praise to it, its the best 2D animation i've ever seen and its sooo cute. And on that note the characters, both the way they look and personalites, are fantasticly done and extreamily well writen, acctualy the whole show is extreamily well writen and the stories, though really trvial, are generally intresting and gets you invested. It also has humour, which is obviously very important, but its legitimate humour that not just kids can enjoy rather than just being stupid to make kids laugh.
Anyway i love it, its deffinatly the best small childrens cartoon ever made and is arguably one of the best cartoons ever concived, everything about it just surpasses everything else, the animation, the writing, the story, the characters just everything. Oh also Bronies are the best community ever! I could write a whole blog post on all the awesome stuff they've made but you can just go on youtube and lose yourself... well yourself.
Teeters sonic rainbooming out!
Wednesday, August 3
Kick off your sunday shoes!
I gotta cut loose, footloose! I'll give you three guesses as to what i've just watched, and to what i've listened to ten times this night, and subsequently what i will be listening to for the next week or so. I've been in quite an 80's mood recently which in my opinion is one of the best moods to be in. I think i was born a couple decades to late i mean the 80's had the best music, the best movies, the best cars, the best comics... not the best games though i'm givin' that title to the 90's. Either way it was a simplier time... it was a better time. Not like i know first hand theres probably some 80's guys that would slap me if they read this but balls to it this generation sucks all we get is 95% uninspired dribble and stupid novelty items to keep us amused like children with a set of keys. Also for those who lived in the 80's and were geeks being alive now must be such a massive let down, all the science fiction told us that by now we would be living on mars with flying cars and spaceships... Shit sucks. You know i originally came on here to talk about Footloose but ah well 80's talk is sooo more rad dude. Now i'm going to head down to the abandoned train station and power dance!
Sunday, July 31
Dota Wars
Hello its been a stupid week of interveiws and being in several places and meeting people and sorting shit out and blah blah blah you don't care. There are more important things to talk about than my life... like video games! I've been playing a lot of minecraft again, and i can't fucking wait till 1.8, though of course every one who plays minecraft already probably knows this but, ze adventure mode babby gonna be awesome and the enderman mob being introduced, obviously refrence to the slenderman, sounds creepy as hell, i'm sure theres a joke involving creepers or something but i'm too tired to think of one. Also in related news i was on the server that the one and only Yogscast used today to shatter the world record of people in a server clocking 2622 players, it was just insane.
Also HoN or Heroes Of Newerth has now become free to play and has roatating sets of characters and has pissed a bunch of fans off for becoming too much like its rival LoL or Leauge Of Legends. For those of you who don't know they are Dota games which stands for Defence Of The Ancients which originaly spawned from Warcraft 3. Anyway there seems to be divide of vicious fans for either one, nobody likes both games and fans of one will hate the other i always thought after only playing LoL and the original WC3 map that they can't be that different and failed to see where the hate comes from. But i tryed out HoN after its free to play release and now i fully understand, despite both being the same type of game with the same objectives and same map and now same type of character roatation etc... They feel so different and i am now offcialy a LoL fan hating HoN. LoL is just a lot more user freindly and simpiler to handle and is just a lot more fun, also i prefer the art style it also throws in comedic value its just gratifying to play. Where as HoN on the other hand is a lot darker, a lot more complex like needlessly complex for a simple premise and just feels like it was sculpted for narcissistic elitists. Its just all gritty and serious and i was just overwhelmed and got disorintated by it. Dota is a simple thing which is why its so good going by the easy to learn but difficult to master stratagem, LoL sticks to this it has 4 buildings the towers, the inhibitor, the main base and the shop. It has a laid out map with bushes to hide in allowing for pleanty of tactics. And it has a clean, crisp UI. HoN on the other hand feels the need to add a billion other things to this changing it into ridiculous to learn and nigh impossible to master without some spiritual journey and years of meditation. It has god knows how many buildings half of them i'm not sure what they do, at your base theres 2 types of barracks that make men and theres shrines and houses everywhere for no reason other than to clutter up the feild. On top of that it has "neutral" buildings you can take over in the map one's an observertory and the other is another random shop because you can't have all your items in one place no that would be to "casual", speaking of the map there isn't any bushes to hide in for escapes and tactical ambushes but you can go in the trees and you can also destroy the trees to make new paths because thats like "inovative" or something. And of course the UI is just the total opposite, especialy when it comes to shoping i'm not even going to start on the shopping i'm too tired. Oh also in LoL you can get summoner powers adding an extra level and tactics and you have a recall spell to get back to base to heal up and buy items quickly, both of these things are missing in HoN on that note the healing at your base in HoN is painfully slow compared to LoL's couple second stop and the back in the fight. Theres prob a lot more things i prefer about LoL... well i prefer everything about LoL to HoN i just can't be bothered to name them all right now.
goodnight
Also HoN or Heroes Of Newerth has now become free to play and has roatating sets of characters and has pissed a bunch of fans off for becoming too much like its rival LoL or Leauge Of Legends. For those of you who don't know they are Dota games which stands for Defence Of The Ancients which originaly spawned from Warcraft 3. Anyway there seems to be divide of vicious fans for either one, nobody likes both games and fans of one will hate the other i always thought after only playing LoL and the original WC3 map that they can't be that different and failed to see where the hate comes from. But i tryed out HoN after its free to play release and now i fully understand, despite both being the same type of game with the same objectives and same map and now same type of character roatation etc... They feel so different and i am now offcialy a LoL fan hating HoN. LoL is just a lot more user freindly and simpiler to handle and is just a lot more fun, also i prefer the art style it also throws in comedic value its just gratifying to play. Where as HoN on the other hand is a lot darker, a lot more complex like needlessly complex for a simple premise and just feels like it was sculpted for narcissistic elitists. Its just all gritty and serious and i was just overwhelmed and got disorintated by it. Dota is a simple thing which is why its so good going by the easy to learn but difficult to master stratagem, LoL sticks to this it has 4 buildings the towers, the inhibitor, the main base and the shop. It has a laid out map with bushes to hide in allowing for pleanty of tactics. And it has a clean, crisp UI. HoN on the other hand feels the need to add a billion other things to this changing it into ridiculous to learn and nigh impossible to master without some spiritual journey and years of meditation. It has god knows how many buildings half of them i'm not sure what they do, at your base theres 2 types of barracks that make men and theres shrines and houses everywhere for no reason other than to clutter up the feild. On top of that it has "neutral" buildings you can take over in the map one's an observertory and the other is another random shop because you can't have all your items in one place no that would be to "casual", speaking of the map there isn't any bushes to hide in for escapes and tactical ambushes but you can go in the trees and you can also destroy the trees to make new paths because thats like "inovative" or something. And of course the UI is just the total opposite, especialy when it comes to shoping i'm not even going to start on the shopping i'm too tired. Oh also in LoL you can get summoner powers adding an extra level and tactics and you have a recall spell to get back to base to heal up and buy items quickly, both of these things are missing in HoN on that note the healing at your base in HoN is painfully slow compared to LoL's couple second stop and the back in the fight. Theres prob a lot more things i prefer about LoL... well i prefer everything about LoL to HoN i just can't be bothered to name them all right now.
goodnight
Friday, July 22
Indie lovin
I've been playing a fair few indie games recently, you know on the side of WoW of course i know i complained about firelands being boring when it came out but since then i re-subscribed after watching lawrence, healed a few raids, took on one of the bosses in firelands and yeah. I take it back its very fun however i'm no longer counting WoW as a game. I listened to YoGPoD interveiw on nordrasil radio and lewis raises a good point WoW is a hobby rather than a game, though one could argue that gaming in general is a hobby but WoW it self is a specific hobby seperate from the rest of it, i mean its like Warhammer if you think about it, you pay every now and then to gain more of it you use that time to build your characters up and perfect them, and you have an entertaining social experiance and thats why i think WoW is so popular and good. Its more than a game it has become part of peoples lives, and thats not a bad thing contary to popular belif i hate how people who don't play WoW just call it shit and the only argument they come up with is "Oh its sad it takes over your life blah blah blah" its our fucking lives not yours! And we enjoy it as a hobby why do you care? Though if they have only watched it then can complain its boring because it is boring to watch but don't diss it till you try it. However yeah there are some people who take it way to far and do let it consume their lives you should take it in moderation and enjoy other things to but its fine to have as a hobby and i think more people would accept it if they looked at it as a hobby rather than a game. Oh also most people who say shit like that are CoD addicts and think its too geeky, fucking hypocrites!
Anyway moving on i am surrently loving indie games i've been playing Dungeons of Dreadmor, Drawfs?!, Outland (For ze Xbox 360 rather than PC like everything else) and i just recently became aware of Altitude thanks to TotalBiscuit from the tube of you's and i really like the look of Bastion though havn't got round to downloading it yet. But yeah each are fantastic games, infinitly better than 95% of the mainstream, £40 on release shit that comes out and only cost a couple fo pound each. In fact CoD is a good example of this, Black Ops in particular it is stupidly expensive and not really that good well the single player is shit, the competative multiplayer is alright but isn't the best or most fun experiance that everybody seems to think it is, zombie survival is fun but still not the best coughkillingfloorkicksitsasscough. Now leading to my point the best and most fun part of the entire game is arcade twin stick shooter mini game however you can buy a better version of those games for about £1 off xbox live marketplace, in fact you can probably get a game for each of those points i pointed out the single player, multiplayer co-op + competative and the arcade mini-game so thats 4 games for half the price if not less acctualy i'll look on steam now and point them out, well mini-game theres "i made a game with zombies in it" if want to stick with the zombie theme for like a pound, competative multiplayer theres TF2 which is now free zombie survival as i pointed out before theres Killing Floor for £15 and single player theres Half Life 2 with both the episodes added on the end costs another £15 so maybe thats over half but still thats 4 games (well possibly 6 if you count episode one and two as seperate games as well) though you could not get the episodes for HL and it would be half the cost of CoD and every single one of them is 100 times better. Ok only one of them was indie but besides the point am sure if you looked could find indie games that do it for even cheaper i just thought of the best games off top of my head. Anyway this concludes my CoD hating rant see ya
Anyway moving on i am surrently loving indie games i've been playing Dungeons of Dreadmor, Drawfs?!, Outland (For ze Xbox 360 rather than PC like everything else) and i just recently became aware of Altitude thanks to TotalBiscuit from the tube of you's and i really like the look of Bastion though havn't got round to downloading it yet. But yeah each are fantastic games, infinitly better than 95% of the mainstream, £40 on release shit that comes out and only cost a couple fo pound each. In fact CoD is a good example of this, Black Ops in particular it is stupidly expensive and not really that good well the single player is shit, the competative multiplayer is alright but isn't the best or most fun experiance that everybody seems to think it is, zombie survival is fun but still not the best coughkillingfloorkicksitsasscough. Now leading to my point the best and most fun part of the entire game is arcade twin stick shooter mini game however you can buy a better version of those games for about £1 off xbox live marketplace, in fact you can probably get a game for each of those points i pointed out the single player, multiplayer co-op + competative and the arcade mini-game so thats 4 games for half the price if not less acctualy i'll look on steam now and point them out, well mini-game theres "i made a game with zombies in it" if want to stick with the zombie theme for like a pound, competative multiplayer theres TF2 which is now free zombie survival as i pointed out before theres Killing Floor for £15 and single player theres Half Life 2 with both the episodes added on the end costs another £15 so maybe thats over half but still thats 4 games (well possibly 6 if you count episode one and two as seperate games as well) though you could not get the episodes for HL and it would be half the cost of CoD and every single one of them is 100 times better. Ok only one of them was indie but besides the point am sure if you looked could find indie games that do it for even cheaper i just thought of the best games off top of my head. Anyway this concludes my CoD hating rant see ya
Tuesday, July 19
Forsaken Shit
I tried out Forsaken World the free MMO... Oh good god it should be banished to a hellish forsaken world and its creators forever raped by sentient WiiU's that also belong there. It is litterly the worst game i have played in quite a while, ok i only played to level 10 but that leads on to the most recent problem i encountered. I turned it off last night and thought would give it a second chance today see if the dungeons get any better but i couldn't do that because my character had just disapated for no real reason. Litterly just POOF gone no trace i could only make new characters, if i acctualy cared about the game or put a lot of time in it i would be pissed off for example if that happened to my little Voodoothing (my World Of Warcraft character) heads would roll. Anyway i'll move on to the forsaken game itself (ok i'll stop using forsaken as an insult now) i choose to be a female vampire because these games always have to make the females as slutty and revealing as possible, which i don't approve of by the way i'm just curious to see how low they will sink and i find it hilarious not sexy, also the proportions are ridiculous it takes "hour glass figure" to a new extreame. If she existed in real life i could... No scratch that a child could, no a baby could put its hand around her waist like a twig. Then her breasts are intimidatingly large. And of course you can't change the proportions at all to make her resemble a human being or be appealing which leads on to the costumes. I equiped my starting armour which was a corset that pined up her boobs and only covered a quarter of them at the bottom and the leg armour... didn't acctualy change her appearance... at all... her legs were tottaly bare revealing panties, in fact i think it was less revealing if you didn't have anything equiped, then the second lot of armour i found somehow was even worse, it added stockings but still left her panties on display and the body armour just covered the back and sides leaving all of her front open so we can gork at her baddly textured body wasn't that thoughtful. I'm pretty sure that "sex appeal" is the only thing that gets players to... play. Ok at the moment it looks like i'm just insulting the stupid female models and you may be asking youself "Well whats acctualy wrong with the game, it would be forgivable if it played alright." Well allow me to tell you the problems, first and foremost it is the easiest game ever invented, there is no challenge at all it litterly is nigh impossible to die unless you activly go and try to make youself die maybe that is the challenge? Its certainly the rareist most difficult thing to accomplish, to put this into persepctive for you as vampire one of your abilities uses a fraction of your health to damage enemies... And a single use of that spell will hurt you more than the enemy will through the whole battle and i had an ability which let me drain health as well so i just healed up immediatly. Another thing the mobs aren't hostile par about 4 or 5 that i came across (and this game populates its world with hundreds) for the vast majority though you have to attack them before they will attack you, you can lesiurly stroll around an entire village of enemies and nothing will happen, there was a boss... sorta and even he doesn't attack you unless attacked, and you are supposed to kill him with a special knife in a quest that brings his health down to make him die in 1-hit but i didn't have that quest first so fought him without it which took a while because he had a fuck ton of health but i killed him after a few minutes and i acctualy had more health after the fight than what i started it with. I also had an ability that instantly kills any enemy within a small radius so i pulled nearly a whole village of bounty hunters then stood in the middle used it and killed all of them through-out gathering them up i only didn't even lose half my health. Somebody please explain to me how that is fun... i am truly baffled at how bad this is yet when i stated it was shit on facebook somebody was shocked at how i thought that... it frazzles my mind maybe the rest of the game gets harder but i highly doubt it. Oh another thing it doesn't show you where to go for quests or even tell you the direction so i ended up getting lost several times, also the animations are ass the running animation specificly began to slowly give my eyes cancer. Anyway i'm going to uninstall this stain from my hard-drive and have a cold shower to cleanse myself.
Saturday, July 16
The buggy madness is over.
Yes it has been a month since i bought Alice: Madness Returns and i have only just
got round to finishing it which is a huge shame, the first is one of my faveorite games and while Madness is in a lot of ways superior it suffers from huge game breaking bugs. If those bugs were fixed then would be fantastic! Aside from the bugs i have two nitpicky complaints A: The lack of boss fights, boss fights are some of the best parts in games and certainly was in the 1st Alice but in Madness there is only the final level, i know a lot of games now-a-days don't really have bossess but its annoying, they have the bosses from the 1st as characters to talk to now and they set up fights (especially in the first chapter) only to do nothing with it which is a little disapointing. And B: the lack of weapons, there is only 4 now the signature Vorpal Blade, a Hobby Horse hammer, a Pepper Grinder machine gun and a Teapot Cannon which are awesome weapons i can't deny. But in the original the weapon viarity was amazing and each weapon had two different types of attack effectivly making nearly double the types of attack you can make. Oh also theres no fucking Jabberwocky what the shit? Well there sorta-not-really-creppy-cutsecne is and also there sorta-not-really-skeltal-corpsey-10second-version is. But its annoying the Jabberwocky was the iconic boss in the 1st game. Representing alice's guilt and he kept coming back and there were smaller children versions as regular enemies, once you defeated him the first time you got one of the most powerful weapons he was a big deal. Then in Madness BAM hes gone although he is replaced with other symbolic enemies but still he should be there, even if only for one level.
Anyway i'm being really negative towards it so far but i have a lot of praise for it and recomend... well i use the term recomend lightly get it for xbox if you do buy it not pc my freind had it for xbox where as i have it on PC and he said he didn't have any buggy problems. But yeah i have a lot of praise for it the gameplay is fast paced, smooth and a lot of fun with some puzzles thrown in the mix and 2D sections which are awesome. The graphics and physics are beautiful (the physics especialy i wasted time just walking through the goo and shooting my pepper grinder just for the particles), the story is fantastic which ties in with the graphics its a very visual telling like the first game everything is very metaphorical and symbolic, also the writing is very clever and i love the word play its filled with amazing lines and quotes. But most importantly is the atmosphere and the level design it is with out a doubt the best i have played in a long, long time if not the best. The levels set peices are breathtaking and they themselves can invoke all sorts of emotions this is the most apparant in the final chapter, which is truly the creepiest couple of hours of my life and after 11 hours and a half it has a great payoff. It could have easily been up there with my faveorite games if it only wasn't for the bugs and having it constantly breaking. But never the less it is an amazing surreal game that is a rare gem to find in the modern state of video games.
got round to finishing it which is a huge shame, the first is one of my faveorite games and while Madness is in a lot of ways superior it suffers from huge game breaking bugs. If those bugs were fixed then would be fantastic! Aside from the bugs i have two nitpicky complaints A: The lack of boss fights, boss fights are some of the best parts in games and certainly was in the 1st Alice but in Madness there is only the final level, i know a lot of games now-a-days don't really have bossess but its annoying, they have the bosses from the 1st as characters to talk to now and they set up fights (especially in the first chapter) only to do nothing with it which is a little disapointing. And B: the lack of weapons, there is only 4 now the signature Vorpal Blade, a Hobby Horse hammer, a Pepper Grinder machine gun and a Teapot Cannon which are awesome weapons i can't deny. But in the original the weapon viarity was amazing and each weapon had two different types of attack effectivly making nearly double the types of attack you can make. Oh also theres no fucking Jabberwocky what the shit? Well there sorta-not-really-creppy-cutsecne is and also there sorta-not-really-skeltal-corpsey-10second-version is. But its annoying the Jabberwocky was the iconic boss in the 1st game. Representing alice's guilt and he kept coming back and there were smaller children versions as regular enemies, once you defeated him the first time you got one of the most powerful weapons he was a big deal. Then in Madness BAM hes gone although he is replaced with other symbolic enemies but still he should be there, even if only for one level.
Anyway i'm being really negative towards it so far but i have a lot of praise for it and recomend... well i use the term recomend lightly get it for xbox if you do buy it not pc my freind had it for xbox where as i have it on PC and he said he didn't have any buggy problems. But yeah i have a lot of praise for it the gameplay is fast paced, smooth and a lot of fun with some puzzles thrown in the mix and 2D sections which are awesome. The graphics and physics are beautiful (the physics especialy i wasted time just walking through the goo and shooting my pepper grinder just for the particles), the story is fantastic which ties in with the graphics its a very visual telling like the first game everything is very metaphorical and symbolic, also the writing is very clever and i love the word play its filled with amazing lines and quotes. But most importantly is the atmosphere and the level design it is with out a doubt the best i have played in a long, long time if not the best. The levels set peices are breathtaking and they themselves can invoke all sorts of emotions this is the most apparant in the final chapter, which is truly the creepiest couple of hours of my life and after 11 hours and a half it has a great payoff. It could have easily been up there with my faveorite games if it only wasn't for the bugs and having it constantly breaking. But never the less it is an amazing surreal game that is a rare gem to find in the modern state of video games.
Friday, July 15
Dum Dum Drunkards
Dum drunkards are dum. I really don't understand the appeal the typical club that people seem to flock to on a night of drinking, you have to queue for half an hour at least then pay an extortionate amount of money just to get inside, then you have to queue for half an hour at least and pay an extortionate amount of money to get a drink, making it nigh impossible to acctualy get drunk unless you order like 10 drinks each time and/or are a light-weight, then after that you cant talk because they play really loud and shit music which you can't dance to properly because you're surrounded by idiots and sluts. I just don't understand how people can be so dumb to go to them so much when there's cheaper, better places that don't require queues to get inside and relativly short queues to get drinks with better music. (ok i admit that music involves personal taste but one of the clubs i'm on about plays a varity of music on different days but it is always absolutly dead.) I just don't understand why people go to the more expensive places and neglect the better cheaper places. It just defys all logic and common sense. But hey its better for me i supose.
Monday, July 11
The long lost tale of Sir Pesticles
One week later i make a new post DUNH DUNH DUNHHHHHHHH, I've been wasting my time playing WoW, Alice and Torchlight alongside watching movie s and cartoons, I am truly living the dream. But anyway i find there is nothing more humorous than hearing random snip-its of strangers conversations and lives, that sounds a lot creepier than it actually is, but you know when you just walk along and hear a line of peoples conversation completely out of context its brilliant you can hear anything and your mind will automaticly make up the rest of the story to be as ludicrous as possible. For example i heard someone say "it was all over my face", now a lesser man will assume she was on about something sexual, i however imagined a cartoonish series of slapstick-esque events, first tripping over a wire, then steping on a rake that subsequently hits them in the face, followed by doing a somersault after tripping on a banana peel then landing face first in a pile of a brown runny foreign object.
Anyway you may be wondering where "Sir Pesticles" relates well another very humorous part of life is when you start talking to random people and they indulge you in a random story of how they got their nickname, Sir Pesticles being said randomer. I was on WoW in a dungeon and we started talking about drunken antics as you and it was sliped that my name is teeters so he said it was better than pesticles, so natturaly i asked why hes called pesticles in which he replied "While drunk i was dared £10 to put my nuts in my passed out mates mouth so i did it" i then asked was it worth it so he simply said "for 12 years of being called Sir Pesticles... no but i bloody well got the £10!"
Anyway you may be wondering where "Sir Pesticles" relates well another very humorous part of life is when you start talking to random people and they indulge you in a random story of how they got their nickname, Sir Pesticles being said randomer. I was on WoW in a dungeon and we started talking about drunken antics as you and it was sliped that my name is teeters so he said it was better than pesticles, so natturaly i asked why hes called pesticles in which he replied "While drunk i was dared £10 to put my nuts in my passed out mates mouth so i did it" i then asked was it worth it so he simply said "for 12 years of being called Sir Pesticles... no but i bloody well got the £10!"
Monday, July 4
Air show of +5 annoyance
Air shows there good old family fun featuring awesome aerial acrobatics and... Stuff... Right? WRONG! Well to be fair i don't have anything against the show itself, if you're into that thing then good for you, it's just when they decide to fly over our freikin' house when most of us are still asleep that it starts to get a wee bit annoying! Do whatever the hell you pilots want in the designated show area, but i've spent the last 3 days getting woken up by you bastards and now you can go fuck off and crash 1: So you can leave the good people of my household to their nice, undisturbed sleep 2: The resulting crash and fire will be a moer intresting thing to watch than you flying and 3: It'll be a cool story to tell the kids and will bring you closer to your freinds and family through happiness that you survived... Assuming of course that you survive
Yours sincerly a tired Daniel Teeters
Yours sincerly a tired Daniel Teeters
Friday, July 1
Beware the ATM my son!
Twas closing and the walking people did tread and moan in the streets.
All shut were the shops and the shutters went down...
Ok this is a terrible attempted cover of Jabberwocky i'm ashamed of myself somebody slap me. Anyway the point i was trying to say is that my bank card expired, and i tryed to withdraw money so i could eat this good day, as most people do, but the bloody ATM ate my card. Leaving me moneyless with a blank expression on my face and a heavy sigh in my chest. It could have the common curtosy to at least give me the £10, it waited until i entered my PIN and chose to withdraw money before telling me that its going to consume it, wouldn't have been as annoying if it just did it to start off rather than luring me into a false sense of security. There has to be some sadistic DM behind this to set such a devious trap, i guess i failed my sense evil roll.
In other news i'm situated in the most dysfunctional house to ever exist i swear to god. Lawrence is a drunkard and began to try and scare passers-by (even though nobody acctualy passed by) by opening and closing the blinds shouting boo, then he procceded to play simon says... With himself... Am sure theres a induendo in there somewhere, if not there then theres pleanty "cuming" up. Somehow he stumbled upon a cleaning spray foam thing... I'm not 100% sure waht exactly it contained but it was white and sticky... And he sprayed it all over our female freinds face and hair and in her mouth and she probably swallowed a bit of it... However "karmas a bitch" as the saying goes... Karmas also got a sick sense of humour... When Lawrence got upstairs he noticed the dog was eating something strange and from downstairs i could just hear "
All shut were the shops and the shutters went down...
Ok this is a terrible attempted cover of Jabberwocky i'm ashamed of myself somebody slap me. Anyway the point i was trying to say is that my bank card expired, and i tryed to withdraw money so i could eat this good day, as most people do, but the bloody ATM ate my card. Leaving me moneyless with a blank expression on my face and a heavy sigh in my chest. It could have the common curtosy to at least give me the £10, it waited until i entered my PIN and chose to withdraw money before telling me that its going to consume it, wouldn't have been as annoying if it just did it to start off rather than luring me into a false sense of security. There has to be some sadistic DM behind this to set such a devious trap, i guess i failed my sense evil roll.
In other news i'm situated in the most dysfunctional house to ever exist i swear to god. Lawrence is a drunkard and began to try and scare passers-by (even though nobody acctualy passed by) by opening and closing the blinds shouting boo, then he procceded to play simon says... With himself... Am sure theres a induendo in there somewhere, if not there then theres pleanty "cuming" up. Somehow he stumbled upon a cleaning spray foam thing... I'm not 100% sure waht exactly it contained but it was white and sticky... And he sprayed it all over our female freinds face and hair and in her mouth and she probably swallowed a bit of it... However "karmas a bitch" as the saying goes... Karmas also got a sick sense of humour... When Lawrence got upstairs he noticed the dog was eating something strange and from downstairs i could just hear "
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