Basicly gonna copy + paste the whole conversation i had with gary about moving to new house... its a lot funnier than it sounds trust me. (also i have his nickname on msn as vagina face so don't mind that)
Vagina Face says
Hello.
Having a fine day?
daniel teeters says
tis jolly good sire and you
Vagina Face says
Ahhhhh bully my chum! Bully!
Not too bad thank you! Just the usual odds and ends with the riff raff!
daniel teeters says
natturally naturally well my fellow gentleman i must inquire as to when you will be departing for our fair new hovel on the morrow?
Vagina Face says
I must say after that remark you have me tickling my adam with laughter! Good show!
I shall begin my pilgrimage in good time, in the hopes to arrive at aproximately 13,30, Britiania time!
daniel teeters says
excelent news my good man gods speed! i intend to be there with a hefty amount of stocked provisions before your arrival as i am meeting lord marc before we gather our party and sally forth
Vagina Face says
Many thanks Lord Tetris!! I bid you safe journey and travels! I hear the peasantry are a savage horde in these moores!
Do you bring the mead amongst these provisions?! It is spoke of in high renown in my kingdom!
daniel teeters says
aye and you be wary to it is a long and lonley road and there shined a shiny deamon... as the stories go. but indeed there shall be the finest mead for us to drink in celebration brought to us from the finest distillers in the land of asdonia
Vagina Face says
Ahh yes! I have heard of this great beast! With a mighty weapon of metal cord and powerful ampage!
Fear not... I travel with my Bards, Sir Barkabas Winsbury, and Madame Barbaras Lillyfeather! Two of the greatest Bards in the land!
Though this is fine news Friend! A night of feasting and merrymaking is upon us!!!
daniel teeters says
you travel with such legends? they are bards amoungst bards! in my travels amoungst the slums of the plauged city known as manchestia the ruffian bards there sang not of dragon slaying heroes nay they sang of these bards writing tales of the tales they wrote. truly you are in the best of hands against this wandering beast! only the finest of melodys shall grace our ears!
And at that point we was just laughing too much and talked normaly
No comments:
Post a Comment