1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
I'm bored enough, so yeah why not
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Oh heavens yes
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My mummy :3
5) Do you regret it?
No why would i regret saying to my mum, whats wrong with cho'
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Ermmm... I can't think of anything cleaver to say to this... But yes
7) Are you a boy or girl?
No comment
9) What is your relationship status?
Single... Also did this just miss out 8...
10) How do you want to die?
I want to die in a freak accident involving bubble wrap.
11) What did you last eat
Hula Hoops... Like a boss!
12) Played any sports?
I've played some in my lifetime like most people yes, but you can fuck off if think i will do it again any time soon.
13) Do you bite your nails ?
Partily, sometimes. I pick them normally... Its a bit like nail cannablism if you think about it i mean i make my nails rip apart my other nails in a vicious duel to the death that i control like some sadistic puppet master...
14) When was your last physical fight?
When i was a kid i guess.
15) Do you have an attitude?
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
16) Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people... Or do you mean LIKE like? You should be specific
17) What is your real name?
Maximus Orlious Teeters-ious?
19) Are you gonna get high later ?
I get high off life...
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah not really.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yarp
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither i just stab it and pick up as much as i can. I don't have time for your fancy pancy manners when theres spaghetti to be eaten psst.
23) Do you tan a lot?
On the odd occasion that i acctualy leave the house for a time long enough to get a tan... No.
24) Have any pets?
Me personally? No i'm not sure if family pets count or not?
25) How exactly are you feeling?
I feel like a slab of butter melting on a, big ol' pile of flapjacks... Yeah.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes i have eaten food in a car... What kind of fucking questions are these
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Yes siry bob!
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
One
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Nahhh their cute lil buggers.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I'm a geek and one of my faveorite movies is Back To The Future... Figure it out.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Eeyup! Everybody does, and if they don't then their lying or idiots.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Playing games + Watching movies/cartoons
33) Do you want to have kids?
One day, aye.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
... Seriously what kind of fucking question is that? But no.
35) Do you type fast?
I can do if i want but most the time nah about average.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Oh hell no
37) Want any more?
See above comment.
38) Can you spell well?
Its not my strong point
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Nahhhh, everyone of importance i still freinds with.
40) What are you craving right now?
Some decent questions to entertain me.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
I've been to several, had some of the best nights of my life at them.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I have rode a mighty steed across the deserts of nore to face the sand dragon! But yeah i have.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I'm not that type of orc!
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Not that i know of...
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Lets not go there shall we.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Indeedy
50) What should you be doing ?
Anythin but this probs
51) What’s irritating you right now?
This retarded fly that keeps landing on my monitor.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Oh fucking hell next question.
53) Does somebody love you?
My mummy says i'm cool
54) What is your favorite colour ?
Purpley lurply
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Partily... I've changed tops bout it.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nahhh
60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeah
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I hope not.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Ermm... My mum i guess? I can't remember crying for bout year and a half i belive...
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Noi don't think so
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive... No matter how hard it is, its impossible to forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No this year been pretty shit to be honest.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Teeters, same as its always been.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've said it before and i'll say it again... I'm not that type of orc.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. I belive that everything that happens will have an effect later on, but not that it happens because it was meant to and we have no control over our lives thats just depressing. Our choices affect the future not the other way around. Yeah getting all philosophical up in this bitch.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watch Scott Pilgrim.
73) What is bothering you?
Oh you know bits and bobs.
74) Have you ever been out of your province?
Haha province come on quiz your not regal enough to use that word. But yes indeed i have traveled to various parts of the world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh quizy you do make me laugh.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes indeed, got a bit of Enter Shikari ravin this shit up.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Shit yes son!
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
Ermmmmmmm... *tumbleweed
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah me and darkness are bros.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
No no no no no no no annnnndddddd NO. (Also theres not consistancy to these questions i would put all the romance, relationship lovey questions together)
81) Are you mean?
Not particulary, i mean i insult the crap out of my freinds but in a loving way.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nahhhhhh
84) Do you believe in true love?
It depends on what you take true love to mean, if your on about the sloppy love on first sight, everybody has one soulmate designed for them and all that crap. No but i do belive you can love someone yes i look at love like a tree. Theres a seed in everyone that grows as you nurture it and give it time and care and it will keep growing and growing forever if you constantly look after it. But it can also lose branches and leaves and take damage from the elements, and it can wither and die.
88) Do you like the outside?
I love the countryside and certain places in towns/citys. On the whole yes but not every inch of it.
89) Are you currently bored?
Yeah otherwise i wouldn't be doing this thing.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Havn't we had this question? Hmmm i'm not sure... But yeah one day i would like to be married.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No not really.
92) Are you hungry?
Nah.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Half an hour? Thats nothing.
94) What makes you happy?
Games, movies, cartoons and most importantly freinds.
95) Would you change your name?
Hell no i love my name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No would love to though.
98) Do you watch the news?
I have MSN news open on computer most the time that i check headlines on if that counts?
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Cancer, i'm a giant enemy crab you can attack my weakpoint for maximum damage!
100) Do you like Subway?
Shit yeah son.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, luckily i never ever ever plan on doing that again.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Say that i don't feel about them like that and try to get a long normaly.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
No not really, mainly because i lisp up everythin' yo!
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Haha yes.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes, just because i'm a geek doesn't mean i can't act normal around girls you steryotypical ass.
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Katie.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yeah, i wouldn't kiss anyone after a ciggerate.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Monsiour Lawrence
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
"Now dance fucker dance, man i never had a chance, and no one even knew it was really only you!"
111) Can you count to one million?
Yeah i should guess so, i'm not going to though thats just absurd.
Well that was a waste of time.
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