Bonjour! Omelette du fromage? Foux du fafa? *Wilhelm Scream* Urgh what happened there... Yeah i'm not gonna do that retarded introduction cliché again. I feel dirty... But anyway i've been on holiday to le Disneyland in parí for 3 days.
Day 0
Yeah imma formatting this like a diary fuck you. So dear Mickey Mouse on the saturday waking up at 5AM fucking sucks. However the trip wasn't that bad, though the coach drivers have no understanding of how to use a dvd player. I saw the beginning of "Water Horse" like 5 times. Also we had to change coaches on to a bigger one but the stoopid driver didn't mention that to us, so we was all just sat there with everyone else unpacking like... "Guys, are... Are we getting off?" it was amusing. Oh and then i pissed everybody off cus when we changed coaches was in a hurry when figured it out everyone else was already un-packed, so in our haste i forgot to pick up my little brothers coat and left it on the other coach. Luckily he noticed this... When our new coach starts to depart... So i had to go downstairs and get them to stop so i could run to the other one and get it so sulked on saying sorry with everyone giving me the evils. Good times. The coach had an immense playlist though, normally the music choice on coaches is rubbish but this didn't have a single bad song. In fact all in a row it played "The Power of Love", "Ghostbusters", "Maniac", the song from beverly hills cop (i don't know the name, i know be disappointed in me) and then "Highway to the Danger Zone". Twas jizz worthy, later it also played "Oh Yeah" (le ferris buller / duffman theme song), "Eye of the Tiger" and one of my favourite songs because i should have been born in the 80's father fucking "Footloose"! Anyway then we got to the ferry so i naturally shouted i'm the king of the world with my arms out watching the sun set on the ocean. Was rather beautiful, oh and there was also a group of these people who just sat down "playing" an acoustic guitar. I use the term "playing" very very loosely, as they just strummed (in no real rhythm) random chords. But yeah that was the trip leaving britain. Then upon arrival everything was chaotic and disorganised so it took forever to get they key cards to the rooms and then they didn't work for one of our rooms... So yeah good start!
Day 1
That was a lot of writing for a trip... Meh anyway the first day! So first we went to space mountain which my little brother couldn't go on cus he wasn't tall enough but then in the other park he could go on a faster roller coaster with more loops... Wut. Then we went on a carousel which i picked the small pony with pink ribbons to ride on making Pinkie Pie quotes... Anyway then we went to the Alice in Wonderland maze thing in which i was just being really giddy, then the people who dress up as characters were outside as Alice who was like in her 30's... Any-who yeah we then went to le Indiana Jones (Temple du Peril in french) ride and in front of us the queue who dressed like one of the nazi's in a long black coat with shirt on. He was taking pictures of all the Indie props along the way. But he was also just slamming his fist into his palm over and over for no real reason, it was a little intimidating. Also french people make me shit myself. There was this kid in a wheelchair who was perfectly still who i naturally assumed was handicapped. Then as the wheelchair got close to me the fucker lept out of it then casually started walking normally. I got some huge fucking air.
Day 2
Not a lot interesting happened second day to be honest we went on roller coaster that my brother couldn't go on that i mentioned before. We also went on the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. I loved the aesthetic's and the video stuff based on the Twilight Zone that was awesome, but the ride itself i hate. I just hate all rides where you drop down, not because i'm scared of heights like most people who dislike them are. I loved the view we went on it at night so could see the whole park lit up was beautiful. But yeah i just really don't like the feeling you get when it drops. Oh yeah in the queue for the roller coaster there was this guy with the most unique moustache i have ever seen. It was just a gray thin line... Like just skimming the top of his lip and no higher, it doesn't grow to the nose like normal moustaches, it doesn't even grow past 1cm nay 1mm it was that thin. Not much else to say it was just... Wow. Anyway they have opened up a new Toy Story section and it is amazing. There's fences going around it made to look like K'Nex and the benches were the wooden train tracks was sweeeet. That's about it i think, oh actually there was this cinema showing like the magic of movies or whatever. It started just showing clips from old black and white movies then they had a guy use his phone in the audience and run up on stage so the characters in the movie tried to punch him through the screen then he got magicked into the movie, so it went though movie years showing different clips but with him editing into them and making this story of a girl chasing him through them all. But like when he was in a western, there was cowboys trying to shoot him and was lights and smoke going off on the stage and when he in Titanic there was water spraying on the crowd then at one point he was in Camelot so a knight used a magic sword to rip open hole in the screen which the actor steeped out of with loads of smoke going around and then later he went back in a door. It was the most extreme breaking of the fourth wall ever conceived.
Le Final Day
Nothing of note happened in the parks just re-went on rides etc. before had to leave. However we then went to get a meal at Planet Hollywood. I loved it there, all restaurants should be decorated with film memorabilia. However twas' not an ordinary meal, for there was a special lady that will remain in my mind for quite a while. No i didn't get off with a random chick (though she wasn't half bad looking but that's besides the point.) Nay we was served by the greatest waitress ever, for some reason she was english and decided to move to france then get a waitress job in disneyland but whatever. Anyway i digress it's just what she said that made it hilarious. When she came over we said hi and she was all like "Oh thank god english people, i thought you had all gone home am getting tired of saying bonjour" she was amazing. However got better, my lil brother got a Kinder Egg that was dented or something so as handing it over she said "Here's your Kinder Egg thats... Shite! Oh pardon my french." Now normally that wouldn't be that funny but i just found the irony of practically calling the french language shite while working in france. It was just hilarious i love her xD. We gave her a tip just for that. Anyway after that we just drove through Paris saw the Eiffel Tower in "tesla coil" mode as Total Biscuit describes. And the Arc de Triumph's roundabout is fucking hilarious. I saw 2 or 3 crashes in the few minutes or so we drove on it, it was amusing.
Anyway this happened over a week ago and now its even gone past christmas... But yeah been busy Belated merry christmas everybody. And happy hearths warming every pony for the bronies. Anyway i'm going back to student house tomorrow... And then i'm off on a road trip with mates to wales for like 5 days busy month tis awesome. Buh bye
Tuesday, December 27
Friday, December 9
Bloody Fingered Hobgoblins!
Yeah... You read that right... Hobgoblins... That have bloody fingers... They gonna snatch you up! Seriously theres a huge underground city of hobgoblins in the bloody finger clan (The most vicious of Hobgoblin clans). They sneak out at sunrise and steal cheese.
Anyway tis nearly christmas yay. Except i haven't bought any presents and have one week to do so. Boo. Also it doesn't feel like christmas time, i mean sure we have a christmas tree and the streets are filled with decorations but theres no snow. I dislike being cold, like most people, but winter is still my faveorite time of year its full of holidays the years coming to a close if its been a good year then can be happy that has been awesome and if its a shit year can be happy that its coming to a close tis win win. Also christmas is best day of the year, don't argue it is. Followed by new years eve, in my opinion, but thats mainly cus every new years eve for me has been immense. However best part of winter is the snow, i know a lot of people hate it (though i think they mainly just hate the cold it brings), but i adore it so much, for me it's the greatest part of mother nature. A: It makes everything look beautiful, i went on holiday two years ago to log cabin in the forest, the day we set off was the day the like 3 month blizzard started and seeing the forest around it staying in a cabin with fire is just magical. Also i had a snowball fight in a hottub... Not alot of people can say that. On that note B: It is so much fun! Snowball fights, snowmen, sledging, ice skating etc etc... I just love every part of it. Yet there is a distinct lack of it this year, the last 2 years it had snowed for months on end and now theres no sign it sucks.
Another thing about it not feeling like winter is the fact that i've never done so much work in my life than these last few weeks. Especially this one. I made the right choice in choosing to do film its amazing but this week i've filmed 3 days ,made 2 rough edits, finalized a 10 minute script, started a couple of evaluations and i need to film more tommorow. Admittidly should have planned this so much better and started in advance so only got myself to blame, though mentioning that i'm not even the worst off in the class. However i'm rather proud of my editing skills, specificly a psychodellic dream sequence featureing 3 of the same person sat next to each other and then transporting to several places. Gonna be awesome.
Oh the Hobgoblin thing there was acctualy relation behind that but i went off talking about winter and my mad editing skillz. Yeah, it's amazing when those little points in life when someone will say make an excuse for why something happens that is completly fansical, but then everybody else in the conversation just rolls with it and end up making up some epic fantasy story. For example me and Luke were watching Adventure Time *Epic Bro Fist* and Joel heard that it was on mid-way through cooking pasta so he walked into living room holding some bolognase sauce. So we was like "Yo wat up wit tha bolognase", though more civilized and not retarted chav speak. So yeah he said "Just in case, its good for defence" to which i replied "Ah good thinking, theres dangeous creatures out in the wilderness" "Indeed, i heard there was a gang of Hobgoblins patrolling around so never leave without the sauce" "Ahh, good thinking everyone knows there allergic to bolgonase, just be be like SMASH and the fuckers will be running scared". Good times, there great moments in life. Hmmm. The bloody finger cheese stealing thing you ask?
Well i just thought would add that for dramatic effect, however it came from earlier today i was grating some cheese and like the clumsy coon i am, somehow managed to grate my finger. It didn't hurt so i continued, after i had finished looked at the block of cheese and saw my blood painting the side of it. However there is no cut or blood anywhere on my finger, hand or rest of my body so i got so confused as to how it got on the cheese. Thats about it i'm just retarded at times. BUH BYE
Anyway tis nearly christmas yay. Except i haven't bought any presents and have one week to do so. Boo. Also it doesn't feel like christmas time, i mean sure we have a christmas tree and the streets are filled with decorations but theres no snow. I dislike being cold, like most people, but winter is still my faveorite time of year its full of holidays the years coming to a close if its been a good year then can be happy that has been awesome and if its a shit year can be happy that its coming to a close tis win win. Also christmas is best day of the year, don't argue it is. Followed by new years eve, in my opinion, but thats mainly cus every new years eve for me has been immense. However best part of winter is the snow, i know a lot of people hate it (though i think they mainly just hate the cold it brings), but i adore it so much, for me it's the greatest part of mother nature. A: It makes everything look beautiful, i went on holiday two years ago to log cabin in the forest, the day we set off was the day the like 3 month blizzard started and seeing the forest around it staying in a cabin with fire is just magical. Also i had a snowball fight in a hottub... Not alot of people can say that. On that note B: It is so much fun! Snowball fights, snowmen, sledging, ice skating etc etc... I just love every part of it. Yet there is a distinct lack of it this year, the last 2 years it had snowed for months on end and now theres no sign it sucks.
Another thing about it not feeling like winter is the fact that i've never done so much work in my life than these last few weeks. Especially this one. I made the right choice in choosing to do film its amazing but this week i've filmed 3 days ,made 2 rough edits, finalized a 10 minute script, started a couple of evaluations and i need to film more tommorow. Admittidly should have planned this so much better and started in advance so only got myself to blame, though mentioning that i'm not even the worst off in the class. However i'm rather proud of my editing skills, specificly a psychodellic dream sequence featureing 3 of the same person sat next to each other and then transporting to several places. Gonna be awesome.
Oh the Hobgoblin thing there was acctualy relation behind that but i went off talking about winter and my mad editing skillz. Yeah, it's amazing when those little points in life when someone will say make an excuse for why something happens that is completly fansical, but then everybody else in the conversation just rolls with it and end up making up some epic fantasy story. For example me and Luke were watching Adventure Time *Epic Bro Fist* and Joel heard that it was on mid-way through cooking pasta so he walked into living room holding some bolognase sauce. So we was like "Yo wat up wit tha bolognase", though more civilized and not retarted chav speak. So yeah he said "Just in case, its good for defence" to which i replied "Ah good thinking, theres dangeous creatures out in the wilderness" "Indeed, i heard there was a gang of Hobgoblins patrolling around so never leave without the sauce" "Ahh, good thinking everyone knows there allergic to bolgonase, just be be like SMASH and the fuckers will be running scared". Good times, there great moments in life. Hmmm. The bloody finger cheese stealing thing you ask?
Well i just thought would add that for dramatic effect, however it came from earlier today i was grating some cheese and like the clumsy coon i am, somehow managed to grate my finger. It didn't hurt so i continued, after i had finished looked at the block of cheese and saw my blood painting the side of it. However there is no cut or blood anywhere on my finger, hand or rest of my body so i got so confused as to how it got on the cheese. Thats about it i'm just retarded at times. BUH BYE
Thursday, December 1
The Great Carvery of 11/11
To quote 500 Days of Summer "Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life." Which is very true, but every now and then something happens that you know will create a story to reminisce on later on in your life, and will bond the people involved (Or you know if its a bad thing like splitting up with a girlfreind quite the opposite.) This is one of those stories... Its also probably one of those "You had to be there moments" as they quite often are, so its gonna be way funnier for me than people reading.
So we were hungry and random decided to go get a carvery from down the road, kingsize, with a few alcoholic beverages twas pretty awesome. You know like i said last time had meal that there were loads of people having dinner on their own, well there was another at the carvery place sat in the corner a few tables away from us. Lets just say she left in an annoyed huff after she had eaten... Primarily due to me. Shouting POPPAY! (It's an inside joke, i don't understand how we started saying it or why so no point explaining). Anyway, as a lot of these memorable stories do, the best part involved a drunkard.
So we had finished le meal and were just chatting and finishing drinks when suddenly a wild retard appears. So this drunk off his face idiot randomly comes over and starts saying "I'm hardcore, i'm bad through i could knock out every single one of you lads i been in prison you know got ass raped you know what i mean?" Then he walked off, so we was just awkwardly sat there, really confused as to what had happened. Also i love how he said know what i mean? As though we looked like had been in prison and ass raped someone/been ass raped. Anyway before we could revoer he came back saying how badass he is but then said "you're good guys i like you keep safe" then switched back to being like "i could kill you in the parking lot" and then he just constantly kept changing like "your good guys i'm going to kill you but i like you". At this point we was all just trying not to burst out laughing, but the comedian of our group couldn't help himself any longer so the drunkard said "i'll punch you into tomorow" to which my freind Marc casually turned to him and said "I certainlly hope you don't. I've got things want to do tonight" at that point we all just started pissing ourselves with laughter, then about 10 seconds after (i don't think he understood what was happening) the drunkard started laughing with us and walked off again saying hes gonna get some food and calling us good lads once more.
So we finished our drinks and he came back one final time, proceeded with the normal hes hardcore gonna kill us but he really loves us routine till he got to a quote of pure hilarious stupidity that will place the night in our minds forever. Bear in mind that this was a carvery restraunt you go to the bar buy a ticket and then go and get the food yourself. He said "the service here is shit isn't it i've been waiting half an hour and aint got food yet" as if that wasn't stupid enough after we had explained that he had to go get it himself he said the greatest insult that could be a compliment if he was smart ever. He said "they have knobs as big as their tounges" its just wow. He obviously meant it as an insult to say they have small dicks, but he doesn't know (i'm just assuming here admitidly but some how i highly doubt it) that your tounge goes all the way to the bottom of the throat and was actually a compliment.
So we were hungry and random decided to go get a carvery from down the road, kingsize, with a few alcoholic beverages twas pretty awesome. You know like i said last time had meal that there were loads of people having dinner on their own, well there was another at the carvery place sat in the corner a few tables away from us. Lets just say she left in an annoyed huff after she had eaten... Primarily due to me. Shouting POPPAY! (It's an inside joke, i don't understand how we started saying it or why so no point explaining). Anyway, as a lot of these memorable stories do, the best part involved a drunkard.
So we had finished le meal and were just chatting and finishing drinks when suddenly a wild retard appears. So this drunk off his face idiot randomly comes over and starts saying "I'm hardcore, i'm bad through i could knock out every single one of you lads i been in prison you know got ass raped you know what i mean?" Then he walked off, so we was just awkwardly sat there, really confused as to what had happened. Also i love how he said know what i mean? As though we looked like had been in prison and ass raped someone/been ass raped. Anyway before we could revoer he came back saying how badass he is but then said "you're good guys i like you keep safe" then switched back to being like "i could kill you in the parking lot" and then he just constantly kept changing like "your good guys i'm going to kill you but i like you". At this point we was all just trying not to burst out laughing, but the comedian of our group couldn't help himself any longer so the drunkard said "i'll punch you into tomorow" to which my freind Marc casually turned to him and said "I certainlly hope you don't. I've got things want to do tonight" at that point we all just started pissing ourselves with laughter, then about 10 seconds after (i don't think he understood what was happening) the drunkard started laughing with us and walked off again saying hes gonna get some food and calling us good lads once more.
So we finished our drinks and he came back one final time, proceeded with the normal hes hardcore gonna kill us but he really loves us routine till he got to a quote of pure hilarious stupidity that will place the night in our minds forever. Bear in mind that this was a carvery restraunt you go to the bar buy a ticket and then go and get the food yourself. He said "the service here is shit isn't it i've been waiting half an hour and aint got food yet" as if that wasn't stupid enough after we had explained that he had to go get it himself he said the greatest insult that could be a compliment if he was smart ever. He said "they have knobs as big as their tounges" its just wow. He obviously meant it as an insult to say they have small dicks, but he doesn't know (i'm just assuming here admitidly but some how i highly doubt it) that your tounge goes all the way to the bottom of the throat and was actually a compliment.
Sunday, November 20
MMMM... This is a Tasty Burger!
Every blog needs a Pulp Fiction refrence at some point, its just the way of things. I was about to put anyway before going on to a point but i've noticed i type "Anyway" and "But Yeah" to start new sentances way to much, i do it while talking in real life to when i start to digres as a way to snap back to a point, it just natturaly happens without thinking about it. Just one of those mannerisms i s'pose. So yeah i'll tell you all the story of how my life got turned upside down and now i'm chillin with the prince of bel-air. Every blog needs a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air refrence as well. But no i do actually have a story now that i have some amount of money i went out shoping for a day with my parents.
First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?
First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?
Thursday, November 17
FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!
DO MY EYES TELL ME LIES? A NEW ELDER SCROLL GAME! Ahem yes if you havn't guessed i have my money, first thing i did was go to the shop and buy mother fucking skyrim and now it has utterly consumed my life. I'm not gonna say why its good or that much about it i mean the whole fucking internet is covered with it anyway theres no point, i didn't think was possible for a whole game to become a meme but apparantly so. Needless to say i am fucking loving it.
Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!
Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!
Sunday, November 13
I have exorcised the demons... This house is clear.
Can you feel that huh? huh? huh? That is me being awesome! That script i had to do? BOOM destroyed it! 10 awesome pages in about 6-7 hours of actual work shits all good.
Anyway in other news there needs to be a movie called "Piranha Cock". Don't ask where such an idea came, from we have intresting conversations and i'm in a victorious random mood. It aint a good combination, i think i woke up some household members by going upstairs and saying the Ace Ventura quote in the title at... Well above the acceptable decibel level for nearly 3am but cock it. Anyway yes "Piranha Cock"! Needs to be done. Will be an hilarious B-movie like "Piranha" combined with the stupidity of "Teeth". Also it would be hilarious to go and ask for a ticket at the cinema for "Piranha Cock". Good times shall be had by all!
Oh also, Blu Tack is the second best invention next to the holy Slinky, those two things will keep me amused for weeks upon end. Now i'm going to watch Swimming With Sharks... I'm not really sure why but tis a good movie.
Anyway in other news there needs to be a movie called "Piranha Cock". Don't ask where such an idea came, from we have intresting conversations and i'm in a victorious random mood. It aint a good combination, i think i woke up some household members by going upstairs and saying the Ace Ventura quote in the title at... Well above the acceptable decibel level for nearly 3am but cock it. Anyway yes "Piranha Cock"! Needs to be done. Will be an hilarious B-movie like "Piranha" combined with the stupidity of "Teeth". Also it would be hilarious to go and ask for a ticket at the cinema for "Piranha Cock". Good times shall be had by all!
Oh also, Blu Tack is the second best invention next to the holy Slinky, those two things will keep me amused for weeks upon end. Now i'm going to watch Swimming With Sharks... I'm not really sure why but tis a good movie.
Saturday, November 12
Procrastination! Proclamation!
La de de da, i have found my first experiance of writers block, it is annoying. I need to write out a script but i just look at the page for about 10 minutes not doing anything before closing it and playing some League of Legends. Hurray! But yeah balls to it i've got till monday to finish it, will think of something by then. It's just starting thats the hard part, you know. Once you get going, and "get in the zone" as it t'were, then its easy... but yeah news!
I'M BATMAN! Fucking Arkham City... OH MY GOD! ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOD! I shan't spoil it but shit gets real, the fighting is improved, the story is better, the boss fights are actually awesome. The main problem with the last game was, in second half it sorta lost pace and got boring, but no this one keeps kicking it up, though hugo stranges plan was really predictable that kinnda disappointed me but then jokers climax ahhhhh god. Also the fucking riddler challenges are infinity more devious, very very awesome but annoying xD. Also best part, Mad Hatter side mission. I jizzed. A lot! All of the side missions with side villains are arguably the best parts of the game. The whole thing is just so much yes.
Yes batman is good however fucking Skyrim isn't... Well i take that back it prob is fucking fantastic i think it prob will be, but it isn't at this time because i do not have my money to buy it until next week and EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE on the internet has just exploded with Skyrim-ness and i can't look left without it being rubbed into my face.
Sky-rant over! Now for something completely different. Why is Betty Boop supposed to be like some sex symbol or whatever? I don't understand, its not because shes a cartoon character or anything like that, i get that. But i mean she has such a deformed head... It's just weird... Her body is all slender and ok then BAM BOX HEAD IN YO ASS! I just noticed a figurine while walking round other day and was like... You're retarded... But meh.
Also i had an epic movie day of like 6 different films yesterday twas pretty awesome :P First was "13 Assassins" potentially the best samurai movie i've ever seen, then was the night before the night before christmas" which was some shit christmas film ah well, then i watched "Rabbit Hole" which was a fantastic if somewhat depressing drama, i admit it did make me cry which is a good thing for a movie. Then classic "Falling Down" which is just hilarious everyone should watch it, then i watched a livestream of "Hot Fuzz" the comments were filled with "Yarp" and ketchup became a joke for the night was good times speakig of which the final movie was continuing from the live stream which is the greatest name ever. right. You all ready for this
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Yeah shit is brilliant.
You don't need an explanation for that really, its a shittly made b-movie with terrible acting and fight scenes and incredibly cheesy writing but my god is it entertaining as fuck. But i love terrible b-movies i find them so fun to watch, but most my other housemates hate stuff like that so you know.
Also that leads on to another point, ratings like giving it 2/10 are so stupid, because its subjective and what do you base it on? Like with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, technically speaking it should be pretty fucking low, but base it on entertainment value i would put it pretty damn high so you know. Its just redundant i've stopped using them or even reading reviews (with the exclusion of That Guy With The Glasses site cus there just hilarious and either way i won't base my purchases on them), i mean i understand what i enjoy now, if i see a trailer or some gameplay footage for the most part, this obviously doesn't apply to every scenario and you can be surprised either for good or bad, but for the most part i will be able to tell if i'll enjoy it or hate it or whatever making reviews just pointless. Especially now that most are payed off to give good reviews and there's no consistency and i know what makes things good or bad now, though that doesn't apply to everyone but you should be able to tell weather or not you'll enjoy it without some guy giving it a high mark to confirm this.
Anywhom i've gone on enough i believe goodnight!
I'M BATMAN! Fucking Arkham City... OH MY GOD! ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOD! I shan't spoil it but shit gets real, the fighting is improved, the story is better, the boss fights are actually awesome. The main problem with the last game was, in second half it sorta lost pace and got boring, but no this one keeps kicking it up, though hugo stranges plan was really predictable that kinnda disappointed me but then jokers climax ahhhhh god. Also the fucking riddler challenges are infinity more devious, very very awesome but annoying xD. Also best part, Mad Hatter side mission. I jizzed. A lot! All of the side missions with side villains are arguably the best parts of the game. The whole thing is just so much yes.
Yes batman is good however fucking Skyrim isn't... Well i take that back it prob is fucking fantastic i think it prob will be, but it isn't at this time because i do not have my money to buy it until next week and EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE on the internet has just exploded with Skyrim-ness and i can't look left without it being rubbed into my face.
Sky-rant over! Now for something completely different. Why is Betty Boop supposed to be like some sex symbol or whatever? I don't understand, its not because shes a cartoon character or anything like that, i get that. But i mean she has such a deformed head... It's just weird... Her body is all slender and ok then BAM BOX HEAD IN YO ASS! I just noticed a figurine while walking round other day and was like... You're retarded... But meh.
Also i had an epic movie day of like 6 different films yesterday twas pretty awesome :P First was "13 Assassins" potentially the best samurai movie i've ever seen, then was the night before the night before christmas" which was some shit christmas film ah well, then i watched "Rabbit Hole" which was a fantastic if somewhat depressing drama, i admit it did make me cry which is a good thing for a movie. Then classic "Falling Down" which is just hilarious everyone should watch it, then i watched a livestream of "Hot Fuzz" the comments were filled with "Yarp" and ketchup became a joke for the night was good times speakig of which the final movie was continuing from the live stream which is the greatest name ever. right. You all ready for this
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Yeah shit is brilliant.
You don't need an explanation for that really, its a shittly made b-movie with terrible acting and fight scenes and incredibly cheesy writing but my god is it entertaining as fuck. But i love terrible b-movies i find them so fun to watch, but most my other housemates hate stuff like that so you know.
Also that leads on to another point, ratings like giving it 2/10 are so stupid, because its subjective and what do you base it on? Like with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, technically speaking it should be pretty fucking low, but base it on entertainment value i would put it pretty damn high so you know. Its just redundant i've stopped using them or even reading reviews (with the exclusion of That Guy With The Glasses site cus there just hilarious and either way i won't base my purchases on them), i mean i understand what i enjoy now, if i see a trailer or some gameplay footage for the most part, this obviously doesn't apply to every scenario and you can be surprised either for good or bad, but for the most part i will be able to tell if i'll enjoy it or hate it or whatever making reviews just pointless. Especially now that most are payed off to give good reviews and there's no consistency and i know what makes things good or bad now, though that doesn't apply to everyone but you should be able to tell weather or not you'll enjoy it without some guy giving it a high mark to confirm this.
Anywhom i've gone on enough i believe goodnight!
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