DO MY EYES TELL ME LIES? A NEW ELDER SCROLL GAME! Ahem yes if you havn't guessed i have my money, first thing i did was go to the shop and buy mother fucking skyrim and now it has utterly consumed my life. I'm not gonna say why its good or that much about it i mean the whole fucking internet is covered with it anyway theres no point, i didn't think was possible for a whole game to become a meme but apparantly so. Needless to say i am fucking loving it.
Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!
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