Every blog needs a Pulp Fiction refrence at some point, its just the way of things. I was about to put anyway before going on to a point but i've noticed i type "Anyway" and "But Yeah" to start new sentances way to much, i do it while talking in real life to when i start to digres as a way to snap back to a point, it just natturaly happens without thinking about it. Just one of those mannerisms i s'pose. So yeah i'll tell you all the story of how my life got turned upside down and now i'm chillin with the prince of bel-air. Every blog needs a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air refrence as well. But no i do actually have a story now that i have some amount of money i went out shoping for a day with my parents.
First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?
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