Beware the ATM my son!

Twas closing and the walking people did tread and moan in the streets.
All shut were the shops and the shutters went down...

Ok this is a terrible attempted cover of Jabberwocky i'm ashamed of myself somebody slap me. Anyway the point i was trying to say is that my bank card expired, and i tryed to withdraw money so i could eat this good day, as most people do, but the bloody ATM ate my card. Leaving me moneyless with a blank expression on my face and a heavy sigh in my chest. It could have the common curtosy to at least give me the £10, it waited until i entered my PIN and chose to withdraw money before telling me that its going to consume it, wouldn't have been as annoying if it just did it to start off rather than luring me into a false sense of security. There has to be some sadistic DM behind this to set such a devious trap, i guess i failed my sense evil roll.
      In other news i'm situated in the most dysfunctional house to ever exist i swear to god. Lawrence is a drunkard and began to try and scare passers-by (even though nobody acctualy passed by) by opening and closing the blinds shouting boo, then he procceded to play simon says... With himself... Am sure theres a induendo in there somewhere, if not there then theres pleanty "cuming" up. Somehow he stumbled upon a cleaning spray foam thing... I'm not 100% sure waht exactly it contained but it was white and sticky... And he sprayed it all over our female freinds face and hair and in her mouth and she probably swallowed a bit of it... However "karmas a bitch" as the saying goes... Karmas also got a sick sense of humour... When Lawrence got upstairs he noticed the dog was eating something strange and from downstairs i could just hear "I just took something out of Merry's mouth, could it have been a... OH GOD!" I'll leave it up to your imagination to decipher what it was, all i'll say is that it started white and ended up red... 


Sweet dreams