It does what it says on the tin, basiclly just a place for me to ramble on about whatever shit is on my mind from pizza to time travel and everything in between and beyond. Could be my thoughts on a game, a highlight of a conversation, a rant about ignorant people or a random thought about flying lizards on the moon. Whatever tickles my fancy really. Hope you enjoy your's truly, Daniel Teeters
Tuesday, July 19
Forsaken Shit
I tried out Forsaken World the free MMO... Oh good god it should be banished to a hellish forsaken world and its creators forever raped by sentient WiiU's that also belong there. It is litterly the worst game i have played in quite a while, ok i only played to level 10 but that leads on to the most recent problem i encountered. I turned it off last night and thought would give it a second chance today see if the dungeons get any better but i couldn't do that because my character had just disapated for no real reason. Litterly just POOF gone no trace i could only make new characters, if i acctualy cared about the game or put a lot of time in it i would be pissed off for example if that happened to my little Voodoothing (my World Of Warcraft character) heads would roll. Anyway i'll move on to the forsaken game itself (ok i'll stop using forsaken as an insult now) i choose to be a female vampire because these games always have to make the females as slutty and revealing as possible, which i don't approve of by the way i'm just curious to see how low they will sink and i find it hilarious not sexy, also the proportions are ridiculous it takes "hour glass figure" to a new extreame. If she existed in real life i could... No scratch that a child could, no a baby could put its hand around her waist like a twig. Then her breasts are intimidatingly large. And of course you can't change the proportions at all to make her resemble a human being or be appealing which leads on to the costumes. I equiped my starting armour which was a corset that pined up her boobs and only covered a quarter of them at the bottom and the leg armour... didn't acctualy change her appearance... at all... her legs were tottaly bare revealing panties, in fact i think it was less revealing if you didn't have anything equiped, then the second lot of armour i found somehow was even worse, it added stockings but still left her panties on display and the body armour just covered the back and sides leaving all of her front open so we can gork at her baddly textured body wasn't that thoughtful. I'm pretty sure that "sex appeal" is the only thing that gets players to... play. Ok at the moment it looks like i'm just insulting the stupid female models and you may be asking youself "Well whats acctualy wrong with the game, it would be forgivable if it played alright." Well allow me to tell you the problems, first and foremost it is the easiest game ever invented, there is no challenge at all it litterly is nigh impossible to die unless you activly go and try to make youself die maybe that is the challenge? Its certainly the rareist most difficult thing to accomplish, to put this into persepctive for you as vampire one of your abilities uses a fraction of your health to damage enemies... And a single use of that spell will hurt you more than the enemy will through the whole battle and i had an ability which let me drain health as well so i just healed up immediatly. Another thing the mobs aren't hostile par about 4 or 5 that i came across (and this game populates its world with hundreds) for the vast majority though you have to attack them before they will attack you, you can lesiurly stroll around an entire village of enemies and nothing will happen, there was a boss... sorta and even he doesn't attack you unless attacked, and you are supposed to kill him with a special knife in a quest that brings his health down to make him die in 1-hit but i didn't have that quest first so fought him without it which took a while because he had a fuck ton of health but i killed him after a few minutes and i acctualy had more health after the fight than what i started it with. I also had an ability that instantly kills any enemy within a small radius so i pulled nearly a whole village of bounty hunters then stood in the middle used it and killed all of them through-out gathering them up i only didn't even lose half my health. Somebody please explain to me how that is fun... i am truly baffled at how bad this is yet when i stated it was shit on facebook somebody was shocked at how i thought that... it frazzles my mind maybe the rest of the game gets harder but i highly doubt it. Oh another thing it doesn't show you where to go for quests or even tell you the direction so i ended up getting lost several times, also the animations are ass the running animation specificly began to slowly give my eyes cancer. Anyway i'm going to uninstall this stain from my hard-drive and have a cold shower to cleanse myself.
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