One week later i make a new post DUNH DUNH DUNHHHHHHHH, I've been wasting my time playing WoW, Alice and Torchlight alongside watching movie s and cartoons, I am truly living the dream. But anyway i find there is nothing more humorous than hearing random snip-its of strangers conversations and lives, that sounds a lot creepier than it actually is, but you know when you just walk along and hear a line of peoples conversation completely out of context its brilliant you can hear anything and your mind will automaticly make up the rest of the story to be as ludicrous as possible. For example i heard someone say "it was all over my face", now a lesser man will assume she was on about something sexual, i however imagined a cartoonish series of slapstick-esque events, first tripping over a wire, then steping on a rake that subsequently hits them in the face, followed by doing a somersault after tripping on a banana peel then landing face first in a pile of a brown runny foreign object.
Anyway you may be wondering where "Sir Pesticles" relates well another very humorous part of life is when you start talking to random people and they indulge you in a random story of how they got their nickname, Sir Pesticles being said randomer. I was on WoW in a dungeon and we started talking about drunken antics as you and it was sliped that my name is teeters so he said it was better than pesticles, so natturaly i asked why hes called pesticles in which he replied "While drunk i was dared £10 to put my nuts in my passed out mates mouth so i did it" i then asked was it worth it so he simply said "for 12 years of being called Sir Pesticles... no but i bloody well got the £10!"
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