Dum Dum Drunkards

Dum drunkards are dum. I really don't understand the appeal the typical club that people seem to flock to on a night of drinking, you have to queue for half an hour at least then pay an extortionate amount of money just to get inside, then you have to queue for half an hour at least and pay an extortionate amount of money to get a drink, making it nigh impossible to acctualy get drunk unless you order like 10 drinks each time and/or are a light-weight, then after that you cant talk because they play really loud and shit music which you can't dance to properly because you're surrounded by idiots and sluts. I just don't understand how people can be so dumb to go to them so much when there's cheaper, better places that don't require queues to get inside and relativly short queues to get drinks with better music. (ok i admit that music involves personal taste but one of the clubs i'm on about plays a varity of music on different days but it is always absolutly dead.) I just don't understand why people go to the more expensive places and neglect the better cheaper places. It just defys all logic and common sense. But hey its better for me i supose.