There are some words in the English language that people just can't stand, everybody has these words that just get under your skin. So here are the ones i can think of from top of my head.
Mong - Yeah its in the title shoulda saw that coming, i just hate because it just sounds so ugly, it sounds like should be a name for an ugly ogre. It's just too bland and uninspired to be an insult instead of being effective on target just makes the user look stupid.
Snog - Same as mong really it just sounds so ugly, if you first heard the word without knowing its meaning you would think its a horrible torturing device, seriously having someone say "i'm going to snog you boy" in a deep voice while in a dark room, while you're tied to a chair... Yeah that shit would be scary but its supposed to be an intimate passionate thing, though having an ugly word is a pretty good metaphor for most people who throw the activity around.
Bird - Ok obviously i'm fine with calling the actual animal by its name, i don't go around calling pigeons feathered crap piles i do use the word bird, but only when referring to actual birds. I absolutely despise it when people refer to women as "birds", maybe if they specified a beautiful bird like calling a girl a Dove would be a nice compliment, but just going around saying "you seen my bird", "check out those birds", what a fit bird" etc... its ridiculous there humans not feathered crap piles. I could go into a huge rant about this to be honest, that will cover a blog post in of itself, so i'm just gonna leave it at that.
Hmmm i ranted on a bit there i can't think of any other words off top my head, but you get the idea basically the condensed smaller words that chavy idiots use in replace of bigger ones lol
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