Double Dose Of Serious Bacon Spanking

Games! Games everywhere! Seriously this is a fantastic year for games unfortunatly not movies that is next years speciality if only for Dark Knight Rises, i've noticed this has just become a blog about games and movies (mainly games) recently... Ah well i'm living back at my parents theres nothing intresting to talk about here other than games and movies so shut up and deal with it though again i'm acting like anybody acctualy reads this to be honest i don't care if anybody does, on the of chance somebody actually is reading this, salutations and now i should stop digressing
      One of the best FPS' ever concived is the insane Serious Sam, if you havn't played it then you go and play it! It came from a simplier time before cover systems, a time when your health didn't regenerate because you hid behind a rock for 2 seconds, a time when you could carry every weapon under the sun all at the same time, a time when you could collect power ups and find secret rooms, a time when you had to strafe! Those were better times, ahem anyway went all reminisant on you there but yeah its a brilliant game and so is 2 and number tres is being released and from what i can tell it hasn't changed a bit and i cannot fucking wait. However because there smart bastards Croteam they have hired indie producers to make 3 smaller games to advertise the game before its released the first of these is "Serious Sam Double D" which is how Serious Sam would play if it was like Contra... That was possessed with the ghostly embodiment of insanity alongside added blessings from Khorne the blood god. In it you fight pancake monsters that have vuvuzela's in them and walk on forks, and you also stack your guns on top of each other and shoot them all at the same time and promptly use them to contiuously massacre thousands of beheaded monsters and using their corpses to make a mountain so you can climb out of a trap pit. Just because... If that doesn't make you want to play it then you are a deprived soul.
    Also another indie series of games i tottaly adore are the Deathspank games just because of how hilarious they are and the 3rd dubbed "The Baconing" is no exception, its like a papercraft comic version of diablo-esque game that constantly makes pop-culture + geek jokes, along side having several in-jokes about thongs and orphans and bacon and what not that could be meme worthy if the game got popular enough though sadly most people don't seem to know of its existance which is sad as their some of the funniest and fun games to play.