Evolve Yourself Today

Human Revolution mother fuckers! Finally played it only four days late damn being away for a week miss out on pre order goodness. Anyway got to the first boss and he was kickin my ass so i gave up for the night, its a bleeding difficult game but in the best kind of rewarding way that doesn't get frustrating, anybody whos played the first one already understands the themes which make it so good playing on the continuous evolution of technology and how were going to become dependant on it, corrupt govenments taking away our freedom to make us safe and all that it raises loads of moral questions which are expertly handled in the vain of "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" (the novel Blade Runner was based for you lesser geeks). So far the story with these moral polictical dilemmas are fantastic and so engaging i absolutly love it and it plays like a first person Metal Gear Solid game thats set in a Blade Runner themed world i mean whats not to love there?
     Anyway theres no point me going on about how deep it is you can find that anywhere on the internet i'll save it till after i complete the game but it did get me thinking, the story and the themes and what it represents is what Tron Legacy should have been, it should have had that deep underlaying message that reflects what computers and technology has become today and Clu should have embodied the growing laziness and dependancy. Eee thats why i think a lot of people hate the film, i think there being to harsh on it, i think its not that it is a bad film (well it does have pretty stupid moments but not THAT bad), its more of how its just disapointing, and it could have been so much more, it have been an artful message like Dues Ex rather than just being eye candy. However knowing that about Tron does make Dues Ex feel so much more special because it is a gem in a demolished mine where so many other games have failed. But yes it is so far deffinatly game of the year followed shortly by Portal 2 however Batman: Arkham City and Skyrim have yet to be released and to me are the only things that have a chance.

Super 8! + Gamescon!

Last week i went to cinema to watch the much hyped Super 8... It was alright, i was disapointed to be honest was really looking forward to it thought was gonna be like best film of year so far but nah it was just alright. This years been pretty shit for films so far to be honest i mean last year we had Inception, Scott Pilgrim, 127 Hours etc... This year not had anything so amazing, anyway to film yeah... Worst part was the first half of it i was really liking but then when they revealed the monster and everything went to hell it was like being in a completly different movie all the characters for the main part shifted in personality all of the themes and story that was happening was just droped and replaced with a stupid predictable action movie story that made no sense. Its such a shame it had so much going for it but then second half just plummted into the ground.
     In other news Gamescon! LOTS of juicy game footage i've had a very geeky last few days jizzing over all the new footage so i'm just going to make a list of games from it and comment
   First off Guild Wars 2 - Oh god give it me now, at first i had like no intrest in the game but after seeing gameplay and the dynamic world and the ability changing and the story and all that i'm in love.
  Knights Of The Old Republic to stay on MMO chain - I not really that enthralled by it, i will prob play it but as a single player game and won't care much for raids or PvP or whatever but then again i'm biased towards any star wars related things, that however is a blog post for another time
   Red Orchestra 2 - I not into the whole war realistic shooter games anymore, in fact theres barley any FPS' i really care about anymore but i admit it does look like a damn good game 
   Diablo 3 - EEEEEEEEE YES! 
   Torchlight 2 - While Torchlight 1 is a very good game and this sequel looks even better it is so overshadowed by Diablo 3 which is a bit of a shame but DIABLO 3 EEEEEE
   Warhammer 40K Space Marine - I still can't get the bleeding demo which is annoying but i can't wait to purge xeno scum in the name of the emperor! 
   World Of Warplanes / World Of Tanks - It just sounds so ridiculous in the greatest way
    Rayman Origins - NOMOTHERFUCKINGRAVINRABBIDSWOOOO Ahem but yeah i loved the original and this looks so good and reminiscant which is always a plus, bout time they brought a real rayman game out
    Firefall - Team Fortress the MMO! Ok maybe thats unfair to say but i only saw the PvP match ups not the free roaming side and its basicly TF2 with jetpacks, not that thats a bad thing mind you.
   ARMA 3 - I don't care 
   King Arthur 2 - I liked the original except when it made me randomly lose for no reason and the severla problems with it. But if they fix all that should be awesome.
   Skyrim was there but nothing already seen either way i present - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YES EEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES! 
   Dark Souls - Demon Souls made me want to buy a PS3 unfortunatly i havn't played but really want to, however Dark Souls has been rumoured to come out on PC if so i will be a very happy geek.
   And last that i can think of LoL: Dominion game mode: Can't fucking wait looks imensely intensely insanely fun.
   Oh on DoTA games obviously theres DoTA 2 - I didn't really see any gameplay to be honest even if i did wouldn't be able to tell if i would prefer it to LoL cus i really liked the look of HoN and hate that so will play this one as just wait and see i have applyed to beta so hopefully get in that and don't waste mah money.

The bards amoungst bards!

Basicly gonna copy + paste the whole conversation i had with gary about moving to new house... its a lot funnier than it sounds trust me. (also i have his nickname on msn as vagina face so don't mind that)

Vagina Face says
Hello.
Having a fine day?
daniel teeters says
tis jolly good sire and you
Vagina Face says
Ahhhhh bully my chum! Bully!
Not too bad thank you! Just the usual odds and ends with the riff raff!
daniel teeters says
natturally naturally well my fellow gentleman i must inquire as to when you will be departing for our fair new hovel on the morrow?
Vagina Face says
I must say after that remark you have me tickling my adam with laughter! Good show!
I shall begin my pilgrimage in good time, in the hopes to arrive at aproximately 13,30, Britiania time!
daniel teeters says
excelent news my good man gods speed! i intend to be there with a hefty amount of stocked provisions before your arrival as i am meeting lord marc before we gather our party and sally forth
Vagina Face says
Many thanks Lord Tetris!! I bid you safe journey and travels! I hear the peasantry are a savage horde in these moores!
Do you bring the mead amongst these provisions?! It is spoke of in high renown in my kingdom!
daniel teeters says
aye and you be wary to it is a long and lonley road and there shined a shiny deamon... as the stories go. but indeed there shall be the finest mead for us to drink in celebration brought to us from the finest distillers in the land of asdonia
Vagina Face says
Ahh yes! I have heard of this great beast! With a mighty weapon of metal cord and powerful ampage!
Fear not... I travel with my Bards, Sir Barkabas Winsbury, and Madame Barbaras Lillyfeather! Two of the greatest Bards in the land!
Though this is fine news Friend! A night of feasting and merrymaking is upon us!!!
daniel teeters says
you travel with such legends? they are bards amoungst bards! in my travels amoungst the slums of the plauged city known as manchestia the ruffian bards there sang not of dragon slaying heroes nay they sang of these bards writing tales of the tales they wrote. truly you are in the best of hands against this wandering beast! only the finest of melodys shall grace our ears!

And at that point we was just laughing too much and talked normaly

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

Yes thats right i'm making a rant about bus journeys. However it won't be of the actual buses themselves and how their late or how they semll bad or anything along those lines no no no i'm going to rant about how normal everyday people (i seem to be ranting about people a lot recently meh) are impatient idiots doesn't that sound fun. Anyway whenever a bus is early at a stop it has to reamin stationary incase people come on time and not early and miss the bus then think its late when was actualy early and left without them, it makes sense its a good system. However people don't seem to realise that it does this because it is early, and acctualy it means that they are going to get home earlier than if it didn't stop for a while. And thus this leads, every single bleeding time without fail, to 80% of the bus whineing like 4 year olds and saying stupid stuff like "At this rate were never going to get home". Either way, whether it stops or not, they will still be sat on the bus doing exactly the same thing and the bus is still going to arrive at its destination at approximatly the time it is scheduled to arrive at as per usual, acctualy for the most part its only late when it doesn't stop. But no instead people just whine and whine about it being fucking early! I really feel sorry for bus drivers who have to put up with people spewing out that drool on a day to day basis.
    Anyway in tottaly unrealted but amazing news i have sucsessfuly gotten on to me uni course. Which means 2D19 Productions shall be up and running and i will prob make a second blog along side this to post updates about shit on there, also by extension means i can move house again out of my parents and become 20% cooler.

Daniel Teeters... I think were done here

The Legend Of The Lincolnshire Raptor

If your wondering the lincolnshire raptor is a fictonal ghost of a raptor that eats your dreams while you sleep. Hopefully it will also be a horror spoof short-movie (a decent one not retarded like the scary movies). If your wondering where i imagined such a random idea it was while eating roast dinner at my grandparents house, they just moved into a new house down the street from my parents and aunt also came to visit/help them unpack it was all a very chaotic couple of days, but i digress back to the raptor story. A wild bone appeared that my little brother found so my grandad said to him "it might be a from a fossil maybe from a raptor, the great lincolnshire raptor", so i immediatly thought that sounds like an awesome horror movie title and one thing led to another and figured a ghost would be better than a raptor that still survived from the jurrasic era. Don't ask where the dream eating part came i have no idea, i posted the idea on facebook and i said it watches you while you sleep then the "it eats your dreams" just sorta flowed natturaly without me thinking about it but its awesome.
       And now a rant about ignorant people. It really, really annoys me when people insult other people for having an extreame love of a game or TV show in which they join comunities and make awesome creations based on said product, or do something extravagant like get a tattoo of it etc etc... For most other people in the community based around it, they will think its amazing and shower them with praise, but then some "outsider" will stroll along and be "Your so sad, get a life, get laid" or something along those lines and will usualy say "Its just a cartoon sado" (or whichever medium it is). But you know it's not just a cartoon (i'm saying cartoon because i've noticed a lot of this around My Little Pony related things, but it applys for everything else and it has always annoyed me years and years before i became a brony) it is a part of our life, especcialy geeks like me, we spend our free time playing / watching these things, we have in depth conversations about it, we spend our money on it, we quote it, we wear merchindise, we... well you get the idea. Why shouldn't we be proud and do these things to celebrate what we love and owe part of out personallity to? What gets on my nerves the most though is how people look down on us for doing it, yet its perfectly acceptable for people to go to greater lengths when it comes to sport. It is exactly the same situation, all the points i made before apply to sports fans only they take it to much higher extreames, if theres a big game on they will cause public disturbances shouting and screaming like cavemen and in some cases cause violence to other members for no good reason. I don't understand why painting your face wearing full uniform causing a shit load of noise pissing off people that aren't intrested is accepted and happens in nigh every house across the country. But getting a tattoo or making something that isn't disturbing anyone,  is for our own personal benift and will never affect other people is "sad"... It just doesn't make sense i seriously don't understand the human race

111 questions (man i'm bored)

1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
 I'm bored enough, so yeah why not
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Oh heavens yes
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My mummy :3
5) Do you regret it?
 No why would i regret saying to my mum, whats wrong with cho'
6) Have you ever been depressed?
 Ermmm... I can't think of anything cleaver to say to this... But yes
 7) Are you a boy or girl?
No comment
9) What is your relationship status?
Single... Also did this just miss out 8...
10) How do you want to die?
 I want to die in a freak accident involving bubble wrap.
11) What did you last eat
Hula Hoops... Like a boss!
12) Played any sports?
I've played some in my lifetime like most people yes, but you can fuck off if think i will do it again any time soon.
13) Do you bite your nails ?
Partily, sometimes. I pick them normally... Its a bit like nail cannablism if you think about it i mean i make my nails rip apart my other nails in a vicious duel to the death that i control like some sadistic puppet master...
14) When was your last physical fight?
When i was a kid i guess.
15) Do you have an attitude?
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
16) Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people... Or do you mean LIKE like? You should be specific
17) What is your real name?
Maximus Orlious Teeters-ious?
19) Are you gonna get high later ?
 I get high off life...

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah not really.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yarp
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither i just stab it and pick up as much as i can. I don't have time for your fancy pancy manners when theres spaghetti to be eaten psst.
23) Do you tan a lot?
 On the odd occasion that i acctualy leave the house for a time long enough to get a tan... No.
24) Have any pets?
Me personally? No i'm not sure if family pets count or not?
25) How exactly are you feeling?
I feel like a slab of butter melting on a, big ol' pile of flapjacks... Yeah.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
 Yes i have eaten food in a car... What kind of fucking questions are these
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
 Yes siry bob!
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
 One
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Nahhh their cute lil buggers.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I'm a geek and one of my faveorite movies is Back To The Future... Figure it out.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
 Eeyup! Everybody does, and if they don't then their lying or idiots.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
 Playing games + Watching movies/cartoons
33) Do you want to have kids?
 One day, aye.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
... Seriously what kind of fucking question is that? But no.
35) Do you type fast?
 I can do if i want but most the time nah about average.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Oh hell no
37) Want any more?
See above comment.
38) Can you spell well?
Its not my strong point
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
 Nahhhh, everyone of importance i still freinds with.
40) What are you craving right now?
 Some decent questions to entertain me.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
I've been to several, had some of the best nights of my life at them.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I have rode a mighty steed across the deserts of nore to face the sand dragon! But yeah i have.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
 I'm not that type of orc!
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
 Not that i know of...

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
 Lets not go there shall we.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
 Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Indeedy
50) What should you be doing ?
 Anythin but this probs
51) What’s irritating you right now?
This retarded fly that keeps landing on my monitor.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
 Oh fucking hell next question.
53) Does somebody love you?
My mummy says i'm cool
54) What is your favorite colour ?
 Purpley lurply
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
 Partily... I've changed tops bout it.
57) Do you have trust issues?
 Nahhh
60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
 Yeah
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
 I hope not.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
 Ermm... My mum i guess? I can't remember crying for bout year and a half i belive...
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
 Noi don't think so
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
 Forgive... No matter how hard it is, its impossible to forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
 No this year been pretty shit to be honest.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
 Teeters, same as its always been.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've said it before and i'll say it again... I'm not that type of orc.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
 No. I belive that everything that happens will have an effect later on, but not that it happens because it was meant to and we have no control over our lives thats just depressing. Our choices affect the future not the other way around. Yeah getting all philosophical up in this bitch.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
 Watch Scott Pilgrim.
73) What is bothering you?
 Oh you know bits and bobs.
74) Have you ever been out of your province?
 Haha province come on quiz your not regal enough to use that word. But yes indeed i have traveled to various parts of the world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh quizy you do make me laugh.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes indeed, got a bit of Enter Shikari ravin this shit up.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Shit yes son!
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
 Ermmmmmmm... *tumbleweed
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
 Nah me and darkness are bros.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
No no no no no no no annnnndddddd NO. (Also theres not consistancy to these questions i would put all the romance, relationship lovey questions together)
81) Are you mean?
 Not particulary, i mean i insult the crap out of my freinds but in a loving way.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
 Nahhhhhh
84) Do you believe in true love?
It depends on what you take true love to mean, if your on about the sloppy love on first sight, everybody has one soulmate designed for them and all that crap. No but i do belive you can love someone yes i look at love like a tree. Theres a seed in everyone that grows as you nurture it and give it time and care and it will keep growing and growing forever if you constantly look after it. But it can also lose branches and leaves and take damage from the elements, and it can wither and die.
88) Do you like the outside?
 I love the countryside and certain places in towns/citys. On the whole yes but not every inch of it.
89) Are you currently bored?
Yeah otherwise i wouldn't be doing this thing.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Havn't we had this question? Hmmm i'm not sure... But yeah one day i would like to be married.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
 No not really.
92) Are you hungry?
 Nah.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Half an hour? Thats nothing.
94) What makes you happy?
 Games, movies, cartoons and most importantly freinds.
95) Would you change your name?
Hell no i love my name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
 No would love to though.
98) Do you watch the news?
 I have MSN news open on computer most the time that i check headlines on if that counts?
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Cancer, i'm a giant enemy crab you can attack my weakpoint for maximum damage! 
100) Do you like Subway?
 Shit yeah son.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, luckily i never ever ever plan on doing that again.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Say that i don't feel about them like that and try to get a long normaly.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
 No not really, mainly because i lisp up everythin' yo!
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
 Haha yes.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
 Yes, just because i'm a geek doesn't mean i can't act normal around girls you steryotypical ass.
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
 Katie.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
 Yeah, i wouldn't kiss anyone after a ciggerate.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Monsiour Lawrence
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
 "Now dance fucker dance, man i never had a chance, and no one even knew it was really only you!"
111) Can you count to one million?
Yeah i should guess so, i'm not going to though thats just absurd.

Well that was a waste of time.

Ze Geek Professor Brony!

In relation to my, My Little Pony post the geek professor has a more detailed explination of why people are bronies and why its so damn good and i 100% agree so you can check it out if you like is quite a good read. http://www.thegeekprofessor.com/why-i-am-a-brony-a-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-fan/

This blog needs to be cooler... Like 20% cooler

Shes an evil enchantress, she does evil dances and if you look deep in her eyes, she'll put you in trances, then what will she do, she'll mix up an evil brew then she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew, sooo watch out!
       Ahem, anyway yeah i'm now a massive brony i got the season of My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic on friday and have not stoped watching it and searching the community for i. It truly is fantastic, but then again it is made by the great Lauren Faust famed for Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Freinds both of which were amazing TV shows from my childhood. Now i know what everypony who hasn't watched it is thinking "MY LITTLE PONY... ARE YOU GAY" (not like anybody will acttualy be reading this but oh well). Well if you think that your an idiot. Seriously are those people fucking 4, ewwww sparkily ponies and flowers ewww i'm going to get coodies get them away, i mean come on.
       But seriously for such a cliché over done concept (said concept is animals that can talk being nice and teaching kids the importance of freindship and kindness etc...) it is handled magnificently. First thing you notice is the breathtaking animation and art style, it deserves to be in a museum. I mean seriously i can't give enough praise to it, its the best 2D animation i've ever seen and its sooo cute. And on that note the characters, both the way they look and personalites, are fantasticly done and extreamily well writen, acctualy the whole show is extreamily well writen and the stories, though really trvial, are generally intresting and gets you invested. It also has humour, which is obviously very important, but its legitimate humour that not just kids can enjoy rather than just being stupid to make kids laugh.
      Anyway i love it, its deffinatly the best small childrens cartoon ever made and is arguably one of the best cartoons ever concived, everything about it just surpasses everything else, the animation, the writing, the story, the characters just everything. Oh also Bronies are the best community ever! I could write a whole blog post on all the awesome stuff they've made but you can just go on youtube and lose yourself... well yourself.
Teeters sonic rainbooming out!

Kick off your sunday shoes!

I gotta cut loose, footloose! I'll give you three guesses as to what i've just watched, and to what i've listened to ten times this night, and subsequently what i will be listening to for the next week or so. I've been in quite an 80's mood recently which in my opinion is one of the best moods to be in. I think i was born a couple decades to late i mean the 80's had the best music, the best movies, the best cars, the best comics... not the best games though i'm givin' that title to the 90's. Either way it was a simplier time... it was a better time. Not like i know first hand theres probably some 80's guys that would slap me if they read this but balls to it this generation sucks all we get is 95% uninspired dribble and stupid novelty items to keep us amused like children with a set of keys. Also for those who lived in the 80's and were geeks being alive now must be such a massive let down, all the science fiction told us that by now we would be living on mars with flying cars and spaceships... Shit sucks. You know i originally came on here to talk about Footloose but ah well 80's talk is sooo more rad dude. Now i'm going to head down to the abandoned train station and power dance!