MMMM... This is a Tasty Burger!

Every blog needs a Pulp Fiction refrence at some point, its just the way of things. I was about to put anyway before going on to a point but i've noticed i type "Anyway" and "But Yeah" to start new sentances way to much, i do it while talking in real life to when i start to digres as a way to snap back to a point, it just natturaly happens without thinking about it. Just one of those mannerisms i s'pose. So yeah i'll tell you all the story of how my life got turned upside down and now i'm chillin with the prince of bel-air. Every blog needs a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air refrence as well. But no i do actually have a story now that i have some amount of money i went out shoping for a day with my parents.
     First stop was PC World/Currys. While there my mum got intrugied by the Ipad so we started messing around with it trying to play a game where you have to tilt it but because it was on a stand we couldn't do it so ended up hearing a snap and then an alarm went off, once again the stability of Apple products presents itself. In response to this we just started whistling and walked off to inspect to televisions, its gonna turn out that i did break it and people are gonan veiw the CCTV and come raid my house to drag me off. After that my parents were looking at some chest freezers to put in their shed for when they have BBQ's and what not, so once again my mums stellar personality comes into play when she opens one up casualy looks at it for a few moments become exclaiming "You could fit a body in here" before glaring at my dad... Subtle domestic issues for the win!
     Our second stop was clothes shoping, nothing really exciting occured then but i bought a new coat, some bootsies and a jumper which innards are lined with wool its soooo snuggaly. We also went to CEX i bought 500 Days of Summer, Memento and A Clockwork Orange cus there brilliant films. Then we went to waterstones and picked two of my christmas presents (The Green Lantern: Blackest Night graphic novels so imma gonna have a geeky x-mas reading them.)
     Then we went to get an epic meal time at Weatherspoons cus that place is always awesome so i had bacon carbonara, always a good choice, my mum had had curry also can't go wrong, but my dad had the greatest burger ever worthy of the Pulp Fiction quote. However before that, on the way there was a store that made glasses of fudge created from alcohol, it was a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing you could get a gift thing with a bottle of waht the fudge was from and the fudge itself there was all sorts fo varitys made from beer, cider, WKD, Baileys, Jack Daniels and all sorts i didn't buy one but there look amazing regardless. Then we went to Weatherspoons right and this burger that you can have... Wait before that on the way there in our town. Well everywhere has the Big Issue bums however the one here is epic. He knows hes life is shit and Big Issue is shit so hes just given up trying to sell it now he just stands there making noises waving it around, hes litterly just like WHEEEEE-COAHHHHHH its hilarious.
     So this burger, if you've seen How i Met Your Mother and how they describe how good the buger that Marshal wants is, this is the non-fantasy version of that so it contains... Oh wait how could i forget the zombie. Yes on the opposite side of the road hobbling across with a limp was this guy, whose arm had bandages wraped around it stained red, and he was casually carrying a first aid kit people stoped to ask if he was ok and he was just like "Yeah s'all cool". It was just like, wow... You don't expect to see such a thing on an average day shoping. Right anyway so we get to Weatherspoons we order our epic meals but we notice that theres a surprisingly large amount of people who were just sat there eating meals by themselves... It was kinnda sad, especialy this one girl who had two meals just sat there like "He's gonna show up... He promised, i swear hes gonna show up" (Spoiler alert she was still sat there eating the other meal when i left, was weird.) But wasn't just her there was like 5 other people around us by themselves, i don't understand why people would choose to have a meal by themselves its just sad.
    So without further ado (i promise this time) the meals arrived my pasta and Kopperberg (Cus its the best casual drink ever, and have to order one if have a meal), my mums curry was all good but then, the angels sang as my dads "Gourmet deluxe chicken burger" came on a silver platter. It was something out of Scooby Doo it was a tower, it had to have couple of tooth picks impaled through it just so it stays intact. So on the bottom was two layers of crispy southern fried chicken, atop that it was garnished with the regular lettace, tomato and other things of the salad varaity. All of this was covered in a garlic and cheese sauce. Now by its own rights that alone would be a pretty damn good burger, but then they was like fuck no this the Gourmet Deluxe Chicken Burger mother fuckers were taking this to the extreame! So they slam in the most manliest and greatest of all the meats ever, i am of course talking about the tender awesomeness of bacon. THEN! As if that wasn't enough they decide to skip the starters on the side and combine them with the rest of it so create a stack of of 3-4 onion rings nestled on top of it all as its crown. Also it came with chips and salad on the side of the plate as all good burgers should. Thus my freinds you get the king of burgers, McDonalds, Burger King and all those other shit places can die in a fire, they have nothing on such greatness. Now does Weatherspoons look like a bitch?

FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!

DO MY EYES TELL ME LIES? A NEW ELDER SCROLL GAME! Ahem yes if you havn't guessed i have my money, first thing i did was go to the shop and buy mother fucking skyrim and now it has utterly consumed my life. I'm not gonna say why its good or that much about it i mean the whole fucking internet is covered with it anyway theres no point, i didn't think was possible for a whole game to become a meme but apparantly so. Needless to say i am fucking loving it.
    Anyway it has become a tradition in our house for me and Luke (sometimes other residents of the household will accompany us) to take a visit down to road to Asda some point during the night. This originated from one night we had ran out of beverages so decided to go and buy some at like 1am. Then we started go more and more usualy only buying a milkshake and some snacks now its gotten to the point where we go at least once (sometimes more) litteraly every day, its quite fun walking around at night when there isn't anyone else around is pretty cool. Anyway today we went a bit earlier than usual at about 8ish, so there were still groups of people shoping. I am leading to a point in this... Well its not really a point but an amusing story, at least was funny to us at the time. I digress have you ever been in a supermarché where they stack a bunch of left over things from the day and reduce their prizes by a shit ton its awesome, however thus far before this fine night i had only experianced this in my old house at a small Tesco Express so was much easier to search and get something, but not quite as magical. So yeah we had just arrived walking past the clothing section that stands opposite the entrance when over the tanoy we hear "Isle 38 now has reduced stock" so we thought hey lets go have a look see however when we arrived at the opposite end of the isle to the reductions it was like a scene from a zombie movie. Opposite us was a crowd of 10-20 people all surrounding this poor worker who was on her knees desperatly trying to place the last item on the shelf and escape with her life intact, while these vicious restless consumers where clawing and fighting to try and see what bargins they could snatch up in their unforgiving claws, and of course we just casually strolled past pissing ourselves laughing.
      In related news i tryed the SUPERAWESOMEMEGAEXTREAMEFANTASTICALINCREIDIBLEDELUXESPECIALEDITION Frijj milkshake that is flavoured "Rasberry Jam Doughnut"... I wouldn't recomend it, normally i drink the whole bottle rather quickly but this i just couldn't drink more than a mouthfull its has a really weird texture and taste, shall stick with other editions.
I'm outta here FUS DO RAH!

I have exorcised the demons... This house is clear.

Can you feel that huh? huh? huh? That is me being awesome! That script i had to do? BOOM destroyed it! 10 awesome pages in about 6-7 hours of actual work shits all good.
    Anyway in other news there needs to be a movie called "Piranha Cock". Don't ask where such an idea came, from we have intresting conversations and i'm in a victorious random mood. It aint a good combination, i think i woke up some household members by going upstairs and saying the Ace Ventura quote in the title at... Well above the acceptable decibel level for nearly 3am but cock it. Anyway yes "Piranha Cock"! Needs to be done. Will be an hilarious B-movie like "Piranha" combined with the stupidity of "Teeth". Also it would be hilarious to go and ask for a ticket at the cinema for "Piranha Cock". Good times shall be had by all!
   Oh also, Blu Tack is the second best invention next to the holy Slinky, those two things will keep me amused for weeks upon end. Now i'm going to watch Swimming With Sharks... I'm not really sure why but tis a good movie.   

Procrastination! Proclamation!

La de de da, i have found my first experiance of writers block, it is annoying. I need to write out a script but i just look at the page for about 10 minutes not doing anything before closing it and playing some League of Legends. Hurray! But yeah balls to it i've got till monday to finish it, will think of something by then. It's just starting thats the hard part, you know. Once you get going, and "get in the zone" as it t'were, then its easy... but yeah news!
      I'M BATMAN! Fucking Arkham City... OH MY GOD! ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOD! I shan't spoil it but shit gets real, the fighting is improved, the story is better, the boss fights are actually awesome. The main problem with the last game was, in second half it sorta lost pace and got boring, but no this one keeps kicking it up, though hugo stranges plan was really predictable that kinnda disappointed me but then jokers climax ahhhhh god. Also the fucking riddler challenges are infinity more devious, very very awesome but annoying xD. Also best part, Mad Hatter side mission. I jizzed. A lot! All of the side missions with side villains are arguably the best parts of the game. The whole thing is just so much yes.
     Yes batman is good however fucking Skyrim isn't... Well i take that back it prob is fucking fantastic i think it prob will be, but it isn't at this time because i do not have my money to buy it until next week and EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE on the internet has just exploded with Skyrim-ness and i can't look left without it being rubbed into my face.
    Sky-rant over! Now for something completely different. Why is Betty Boop supposed to be like some sex symbol or whatever? I don't understand, its not because shes a cartoon character or anything like that, i get that. But i mean she has such a deformed head... It's just weird... Her body is all slender and ok then BAM BOX HEAD IN YO ASS! I just noticed a figurine while walking round other day and was like... You're retarded... But meh.
    Also i had an epic movie day of like 6 different films yesterday twas pretty awesome :P First was "13 Assassins" potentially the best samurai movie i've ever seen, then was the night before the night before christmas" which was some shit christmas film ah well, then i watched "Rabbit Hole" which was a fantastic if somewhat depressing drama, i admit it did make me cry which is a good thing for a movie. Then classic "Falling Down" which is just hilarious everyone should watch it, then i watched a livestream of "Hot Fuzz" the comments were filled with "Yarp" and ketchup became a joke for the night was good times speakig of which the final movie was continuing from the live stream which is the greatest name ever. right. You all ready for this
    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
    Yeah shit is brilliant.
    You don't need an explanation for that really, its a shittly made b-movie with terrible acting and fight scenes and incredibly cheesy writing but my god is it entertaining as fuck. But i love terrible b-movies i find them so fun to watch, but most my other housemates hate stuff like that so you know.
    Also that leads on to another point, ratings like giving it 2/10 are so stupid, because its subjective and what do you base it on? Like with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, technically speaking it should be pretty fucking low, but base it on entertainment value i would put it pretty damn high so you know. Its just redundant i've stopped using them or even reading reviews (with the exclusion of That Guy With The Glasses site cus there just hilarious and either way i won't base my purchases on them), i mean i understand what i enjoy now, if i see a trailer or some gameplay footage for the most part, this obviously doesn't apply to every scenario and you can be surprised either for good or bad, but for the most part i will be able to tell if i'll enjoy it or hate it or whatever making reviews just pointless. Especially now that most are payed off to give good reviews and there's no consistency and i know what makes things good or bad now, though that doesn't apply to everyone but you should be able to tell weather or not you'll enjoy it without some guy giving it a high mark to confirm this.
    Anywhom i've gone on enough i believe goodnight!