Desperate Christans and Long Awaited Reunions

I belive today i found proof that faith in the holy god has all but been depleted, at least where i live. First don't get me wrong i have nothing against Christans, i personaly don't belive in god but hey if it makes you happy then thats fine whatever helps you out. Doesn't mean i can't have a laugh at their expense. Anyway in the centre of town there was a guy handing out the typical tiny "Christ is every answer" type booklets, and everybody was just walking past him not taking any as most people would do but i'm polite, (and couldn't be arsed to break my conversation to invent an excuse) so i took one. However he was so desperate to get rid of them, that he just kept handing me them to give to the rest of the group so now theres four of them lying on the top of my Necronomicon, because i'm an ironic twat like that. I don't understand the point in them though, nobody in the history of mankind has ever been converted by 3 pages of A6, its ridiculous. See they're the type of Christans that i hate, the stubbon hardcore ones that try to shove it down your throat and convert you, just let people go through life how they please. Surely if god was real, he would let people into heaven so long as they were good regardless other wise hes a hypocritcal anus. Anyway i could go on for a while so shall leave it at that and progress to second half of the title!
         Having a reunion with a freind not seen in years are some of the greatest moments ever, i had such an event today, my closest female freind who i havn't seen for 3 years prior today was in town to do some filming so i helped her out. Anyway its just a great feeling to be re-united and catching up, while we talk over interwebs all the time its just not the same of pissing about in person.

Mongish Words

There are some words in the English language that people just can't stand, everybody has these words that just get under your skin. So here are the ones i can think of from top of my head.

Mong - Yeah its in the title shoulda saw that coming, i just hate because it just sounds so ugly, it sounds like should be a name for an ugly ogre. It's just too bland and uninspired to be an insult instead of being effective on target just makes the user look stupid.

Snog - Same as mong really it just sounds so ugly, if you first heard the word without knowing its meaning you would think its a horrible torturing device, seriously having someone say "i'm going to snog you boy" in a deep voice while in a dark room, while you're tied to a chair... Yeah that shit would be scary but its supposed to be an intimate passionate thing, though having an ugly word is a pretty good metaphor for most people who throw the activity around.

Bird - Ok obviously i'm fine with calling the actual animal by its name, i don't go around calling pigeons feathered crap piles i do use the word bird, but only when referring to actual birds. I absolutely despise it when people refer to women as "birds", maybe if they specified a beautiful bird like calling a girl a Dove would be a nice compliment, but just going around saying "you seen my bird", "check out those birds", what a fit bird" etc... its ridiculous there humans not feathered crap piles. I could go into a huge rant about this to be honest, that will cover a blog post in of itself, so i'm just gonna leave it at that. 

Hmmm i ranted on a bit there i can't think of any other words off top my head, but you get the idea basically the condensed smaller words that chavy idiots use in replace of bigger ones lol

Paging Doctor Bats

Soooo... Arkham City... WHYYYYYYYY *SOBS*. It looks so amazing and i really really want to play it becuase its gonna be the best thing ever but i have no money so i can't buy it tomorrow when its released and worst part is i was supposed to get my money this week in time to buy it but i didn't because the world hates me... *waits an hour to catch breath*. Yes anyway it sucks, and Rocksteady are evil evil geniuses at advertising designed to torture me, though i would love them if i could afford the game. In case you're a dope with half a brain (sorry am listening to Dr. Horrible while writing) and havn't noticed there campaign of epicness across the world wide web then allow me to inform you. First, i'm not sure if this is correct order am jut saying order i saw it, well excluding the obvious millions of trailers and plain advertising, they created hidden youtube videos, putting the links as annotations in popular gaming youtube channels such as Totalbuisuit, Yogscast, HuskyStarcraft etc... Which is just brilliant way to get the target audience hyped up. Above that they released a spoof website of ask Jeeves, only with ask Alfred. Fucking yes. All i have to say on that.

Hold You Guys Eternal Chaos Means Chocolate Rain!

Cotton candy clouds, Slender-Bunnies, flying upside-down buildings, exploding milkshake, roads that are soap. All you non-bronies are missing out. So yeah season 2 of My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic has been sorta out for last few weeks (I say sorta out becuase only the two parter was released and the rest of the season starts to air this weekend) and oh god, it was the best opener for a new season that has ever been concived, i don't give a shit what you say, the points i started out with are more than enough proff of that. It introduces the greatest villan ever Discord, hes like a child freindly version of the joker given god like powers to alter reality, and it is even better to watch than to hear that. He does what his name says so natturaly the mane six have to find the elements of harmony and stop him, but Discord stops them by making their personalitys the opposite of normal. (other than Twilight's for some strange reason, well she does change near the end of part 2, you know the part in the story where all seems lost and heroes darkest hour but then something happens so they can figure out how to solve the problem and i'm digressing again time to close this brackets rant) Anyway Fluttershy becomes a bitch, Applejack lies about everything, Rarity gets overprotective and selfish over a boulder by the name of Tom that she thinks is a giant diamond and Pinkie gets pissed off whenever anybody laughs or has any fun its just hilarious. Anything where the mane characters personalitys change always leads to amazing comady, the best episodes of season 1 were the ones that had them go through mental breakdowns, specificly Party Of One
     But yeah its fantastic, also it has a Star Wars medal giving ceremony finish! Like i said before people to open their mind more, stop hating for no reason and accept how amazing it is

Life is the Emperors Currency. Spend it Well!

There isn't a lot of things i really really love, Batman is one of them, just recently is MLP and lastly is Warhammer 40k (I like just normal Warhammer to but i don't really know much about it and 40k just seems way more intresting... Also helps that 40k is the one i play and havn't touched normal Warhammer, in terms of the model game, in at least 10 years) Anyway i digress as per usual, Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine! Fucking yes! Tis an awesome game... For the most part... There should have been more variants of enemies to kill, deffinatly should have been more than one boss and the final "battle" should have acctualy been a fight not a stupid quick time event which came from nowhere! The rest of the game is a fast paced hack and slash which included no mention of this quick time nonsense then at the end you are just given an extreamily boring and repetative one... I mean what were they thinking, well i mean it does make sense you were up against a huge ultra powerful deamon prince so yeah i see where they are coming from, and hell it makes much more sense and works a lot better than bleeding fire warrior, but regardless what a fucking cock block. They could at least make it entertaining to watch other than fall, punch, punch, jump, punch, punch, jump ,get out of grip, fall, punch, punch, jump, punch... Sounds like an overly elaborate fatality on MK... Also that last fight before the "boss" was made stupidly difficult because i was conserving my ammo expecting i would need my melta gun and lascannon for a huge deamon instead but nah, that was the only fight i died several times on just because of that reason. You can't just bring a new mecahnic from left feild as a dues ex machina Relic just no fuck you!
      Ahem anyway yeah i love the rest of the game its so much fun hopefully they make a sequel and improve of said problems... And also include Tyranids, much love will be given! Also include a co-op survival mode! And vheicles! If improved could have been one of my fave games ever!
      Also small mention to Gears of War 3, your gameplay sucks, your story sucks, your beast mode had potential but sucks and your horde mode is fun at first with freinds but quickly gets stupidly difficult and all the cool new features take several play throughs to unlock (making it redundant) so that also sucks and i havn't played mutliplayer not my thing. However the thing that annoys me the most is the fan boys who say that Space Marine is a rip off of Gears... To those people YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS! Warhammer existed long long before your more than likley 12 year old minds did and obviously before Gears. Also there two very very very differant games because, shock and horror, not everything that is a third person sci-fi has to be an unoriginal cover shooter

Blogidy Blog

Right that blog business... I have possession of one of them don't i? Ah well i havn't uploaded for a while cause my computer was being a dickwad and it exploded then turned into a transformer, i had to gather up the Justice Leauge to help me fight it. But then it melded with 4chan and an army of trolls from all over the world rose up to impede us but Batman was all like "Don't react to them, they feed on your response" so we had a sleepover till they dispersed... Anyway yeah my computer died so i had to format it and re-instal windows and boring stuff like that but now it is back hurray! Though now steam is being a dickwad and my account has just vanised so i can't get all of my games to put back on after the formating so i'm bored shit sucks anyway imma gonna post 3 more seperate posts now about Space Marine + Gears of War, My Little Pony (yeah i still love that show mother fucking season 2 is out with the greatest villan ever and a Star Wars ending, it is amazing) and Batman: Arkham City s'all good